Here Are Even More Jokes!
10 Things Men Won't Say:

1. Let's Watch Oprah
2. Sex Is Overrated
3. I Didn't Want To Go Too Far On The First Date
4. Yes, I Did Notice Your Sister's Breasts Are Bigger Than Yours
5. I'm Glad I don't Have A Large Penis
6. My Hips Are Too Big
7. Can't We Watch Changing Rooms?
8. Does This Suit Make Me Look Fat?
9. I'll Never Get Tired Listening To Pavorotti
10. There's Nothing Better Than Crawling Into Bed With A Good Book
Blonde Jokes:

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?
She couldn't find the 10 key

Why can't you tell blonde's knock knock jokes?
They leave to answer the door

How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday?
Tell her a joke on Thursday!
A blonde and a Brunette were doing 100mph on the M1. The brunette at the wheel asks the other, "Is there a Policecar behind us?" The other replies "Yep". The brunette  asks "Is his siren on?" To which the other blonde replies "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.....
What's the difference between a Man U player and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer
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