PIG ANUS!
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| RANDOM THOUGHTS | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| People say metal makes kids violent. I don't know about you, but everytime I hear O-Town, I get an uncontrollable urge to kill using a metal dildo... I mean...um...JUST KIDDING!!....ha...uggghhhh.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I should start a conformist punk band called "Yes, Sir" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The "Dann Leu" should be a unit of body fat. This would lead to such phrases as, "I weighed myself today, I lost 4 Dan Leus of Body Fat in 2 weeks! Thanks, Slim Fast!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "iYo Tengo ninos pequenos en mis pantalones!" - Yuri | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *If God ever came down to Earth in Human Form, He'd look a lot like Bootsy Collins* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Bob Looks like Elvis* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I've found something that is more METAL than violating a corpse... a corpse violating ANOTHER corpse is as metal as it gets! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| JEBEDIAH! ONE-EYE! PIG ANUS! |
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| SWEATPANTS LOOK SOOOOO COOL! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Cats are cute when viewed through the screen of a microwave... until you turn it on.* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *If I had to describe our musical style, it would come down to two words...���� BOOGER-CORE.* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Bob is a sucka.* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why do eggs make you so gassy? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *If you poop and achieve orgasm at the same time, we think that you go back in time. We haven't figured out how to go back forward in time, but we'll tell you when Andrew makes it back...* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Green looks cool in front of a pink background* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Armitron, Tobor, Scantron, and Domtar are all good names for a robot, but if I had an alien I would name him Trapezoid* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| How the Hell does a 700-pound Hippopotamous get into the 57th floor of an office building? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| *If you ever try to attach a mouse to a rocket engine you will probably have to kill it by smashing it on the head with a ginger ale bottle first.� Not that I've ever done anything like that.� And then the rocket wouldnt even ignite! what a waste of a mouse!.* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||