| MATT SCHORY The one they call Schory was born years ago in a shanty just outside of Boise , Idaho. He was raised by his mom, a 900 lb black militant Jew named Luquanda, and his dad, a lame goat with an apetite for women's lingerie. When Schory was about 10 he fell asleep in the woods after eating some mushrooms and when he woke up he had a sour, yet salty taste in his mouth and someone was talking about a "Donkey Punch" as he felt a bruise on the back of his head. He was confused, but then the other members of the Evil Toadmen told him he had finished the hazing process and was in the band. Confused, he just got up and started banging away at the drums in Andrew's basement. Now Schory spends much of his time NOT PRZCTICING WITH THE EVIL TOADMEN... you bastard. He enjoys long walks on the beach on stary, moon-lit nights, fine Italian cuisine, and relaxing to good Porno. He absolutely does NOT like: Gonorhea, anal warts, women over 400 lbs, that kid who always giggles in his gym class, hair metal, and MEatloaf (the food anf the guy) |