| JIM KEEN |
| Mr. Tentacles was born in Nigeria on May 5, 1985. Both of his parents are native Nigerians. (He is white because he got the two recessive genes). He had a rough home life and moved out when he was 6 years old. At age eleven, after getting two toes blown off in clown college, he returned home for the free food. He then left home once more at age twelve, and went on to become the King Of The Hobos. Or, you COULD say that he loitered around the abandoned Hawthorn Theatre gathering rats for his eventual triumphant return...which never came. Instead, he is the lead singer of the Evil Toad Men. He writes most of the lyrics with the help of his brother Bob and leads most of the rehearsals. One of his favorite things to do is to sit on the toilet while he talks to people on the phone because it gives him a sense of power. Also, he starts fights with people for no apparent reason. Such as- Person A: "Hey, what's up, Jim? I like your shirt!" Mr. Tentacles: "YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!!" His influences are alcohol, drugs, and women. Oh, and he also digs hunchbacks. Not in a sexual way, but he just thinks they're neat. His favorite quote: "Do unto others before I do unto you." |