These quotes are more amusing than inspirational. Fun stuff. Credits are here in the form of links, calm down.

(one)
"Study? And suck all the fun out of being young and stupid?"

"Come on, he was totally evil. Did you see his outfit?"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give the oranges you originally asked for." wow...words to live by

"You're about as useless as a condom machine in the Vatican."

"Goddamn it! I can't believe I fell for that! 'Here, catch!' That's the oldest trick in the book, right up there with 'Look out behind you!'"

(two) » Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"I tell you that tonight we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we ought to have a lot of fun, huh?" -Prince John

"Prepare for the fight scene!" -Robin Hood

"Let's face it, you've gotta be a man to wear tights." -Little John

(three) » Jerry Maguire
"I love black people! You're my motherfucker! Show me the money!" -Jerry Maguire

(four) » Bridget Jones' Diary
"I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgiveably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper." -Mark Darcy

(five) » King Arthur
Lancelot: "There is a large number of lonely men out there."
Guinivere: "Don't worry, I won't let them rape you."

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