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This is Ash-bash-bee-bops wee page!
Since she comes out w/ sum funny stuff we decided to put em all online so everyone can laugh at her w/ us :o)
If anyone knows of any other "Ashisms" to put on this page then just email me k!
~*Ta to everyone who helped me out with this page!*~
Dumb things Ash just...umm comes out with in class hehe....
(ones above green line are the most recently added on ones!)
"One of those wee imposter guys with a moustache and a newspaper, that's you Rona" ~ Yes...I'm one of those wee men Ashley, sure thing!
"No, actually you're an ALIEN conspiracy!" ~ LoL, we always have rly kool conversations that make tonnes of sense :o)
"Ohh at AFI gig...when frontman was crowd surfin on top of us...a held onto him, was gonna pull him down to me! woo!" ~ Psycho bitch! PSYCHO BITCH!!!
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"A shouldny be a blonde cause am intallagant" ~ While talkin about dumb blondes in English....n we suggested Ash should be one....she just proved us wrong, coz she made her very own word up :o)
"What's Lynsey's star called?" ~ After talkin bout how Lynsey got a star named AFTER her....Ashley asked this clever question haha
"Is there corn in corned beef?" ~ Ehh....she just came out w/ this one for no reason....
"Sharon does your mum have blonde hair too?" ~ Haha...another thing she came out w/ outta the blue when we were watching a video in SE!
".....I hate hiccups I hate them, they make me feel like a jumpin bean!" ~ Ash just came out with this to Gillian on MSN!
[* Ashley... *]
The hiccups have ran away!... says: ~ This is Ashley's name on MSN 2 mins after saying that ^^^
"Its like the hiccups r jumpin about my brain now" ~ Ash is still talking about hiccups!!!
"its goin boing boing boing all over my brain" ~ Hmm....she is sane....*blink*....really....
"cows r gay" ~ This is prolly as a random a comment as you're ever gonna get lol!
"sheep r wee n so get put on hills, cows dont get put on hills coz they r too fat n will roll down" ~ LOL she ACTUALLY wrote this in her credit geography exam!!!
"lets go cow tipping tonite!" ~ Yessss....letssssssssss :oP
"have fun with the witches, get big socks and scare them away!!!" ~ Uhh...lol, of course Ashley.
"This wee blonde bimbo walked into me in Glasgow tday n i just told her to fuck off!" ~ Aww, that's so nice of you :o)
"See those men with moustaches who read newspapers on and wear black rimmed glasses...your one of them Rona...a conspiracy!!!" ~ Yes...I'm one of those wee men Ashley, sure thing!
"No, actually you're an ALIEN conspiracy!" ~ LoL, we always have rly kool conversations that make tonnes of sense :o)
"Ohh at AFI gig...when frontman was crowd surfin on top of us...a held onto him, was gonna pull him down to me woo" ~ Psycho bitch! PSYCHO BITCH!!!
Heres some strange conversations me n some other ppl have with Ash on MSN:
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[* Ashley... *]
... says:
haha i told kaylie her face was as smooth as toilet paper tday lol
ThE sNuFfLe MoNsTeR!!! says:lmfao
ThE sNuFfLe MoNsTeR!!! says:I should add that into ur page
ThE sNuFfLe MoNsTeR!!! says:toilet paper aint even smooth ashley lol
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
i know lol
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
but it was the first thing i could think of
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
lol
ThE sNuFfLe MoNsTeR!!! says:lol
ThE sNuFfLe MoNsTeR!!! says:wot were u doin touching her face anyway?
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
i was strokin her face in computing cos a was bored
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
lol
ThE sNuFfLe MoNsTeR!!! says:HAHA! This is goin into ur page now!!!
ThE sNuFfLe MoNsTeR!!! says:the fact tht u used the word "stroking" lmao
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
lol!!
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
NOOOOOOOOO
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
no, not the bit bout me strokin her face ill sound weird
Haha that was such an
interesting conversation!
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[* Ashley... *]
... says:
kaylie was waving paper in my face n i shouted
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
"FUUUUCK multiple paper clips!!!!"
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
instead of paper cuts
ThE sNuFfLe MoNsTeR!!! says:lol so intallagant u r
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
no no no
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
its itallagent
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
no
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
intallagnat
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
lol
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
no
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
lol
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
intallagant
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
thats it
[* Ashley... *]
... says:
lol
Uhh yeah
Ash came out with the same spelling of "intallagant" as I had originally
suggested....lol
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{* Ashley... *]
... says:
Thank our wonderful lord for this joyus day on this magnificent earth, I am forever greatful.
I'm a silly happy shopper!!! says:
Uhh sureeee whatever ya say lol
{* Ashley... *]
... says:
of course lol
I'm a silly happy shopper!!! says:
haha, im gonna put that weird lord crap u just said into ashisms page!!!
{* Ashley... *]
... says:
Nooooo!!! Dont!
{* Ashley... *]
... says:
ppl will think im a BIBLE BASHER! oh god...ppl will think am ***************!!!!!
I blocked out the
bible bashers name cos I'm nice :o)
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Thaz all for now....I'm sure Ash will say more dumb...err I mean "intallagant" remarks soon....
^^^ Ashleee herself! ^^^
Isn't she so kool lookin? :o)
~*GoD*~
made this webpage
ReWiNd!