Classic Matches

Divas Unleashed Exile, November 7th, 2003
Mya © v Crystal
Hard Liquor Match

John Roe: The following contest is a Hard Liquor match! Each competitor must down five shots of Tequila, Vodka and Gin, once that is completed the winner of the match must be declared when there is a pin fall or submission!

[The camera pans over to the side of the ring where a bartender and table have been set up. The table contains four bottles of each alcohol, plus a line of shot glasses which reaches around 60 in total. The bartender is dressed in a tuxedo and is spinning the bottles up and down in a show off fashion.]

Renegade: Man, I�ve been waiting for this! It looks awesome and I bet it lives up to it�s reputation, payback really is a bitch for Blair Spikes huh?

[�Brackish� by Kittie hits the PA system as Crystal walks out through the blue strobes, she smiles at the bartender and heads to the ring with her signature �Crucify Then Burn� signs being held by some fans. She climbs onto the apron and falls backwards into the ring, landing on her feet.]

John Roe: Introducing the first competitor; from Spokane, Washington; at a weight of 180lbs, she is the Femme Fatale�CRYSTAL!!!

[Before Crystal can be acknowledged by Wembley Arena, Cult of Luna interrupt as Mya gets a mixed reaction of cheers from London, England. The arena falls to darkness as the various words appear before Mya struts out onto the stage with the lights resuming, Gabriel not far behind. Her Unleashed Championship parked on her shoulder her head remains down until she reaches the ring apron.]

John Roe: Introducing her opponent; from London, England! Weighing in at 135lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Gabriel, the Anti-Heroin and Unleashed Champion�MYA!!!

[The bell is sounded and Crystal immediately launches off her mark with a clothesline to Mya taking her down to the mat, Crystal wants to ware down the champion and does so by locking in a front face lock. Crystal stands up bringing up Mya with her, she then uses her face lock to spin and take Mya down with a spinning neck breaker.]

[Crystal then begins to stomp on the champion�s back, until she has enough and tosses Mya through the ropes to the outside of the ring. The Femme Fatale looks as if she�s adopted a game plan of frequent distancing between herself and Mya while she exits the ring to the bartender and the table. The bartender pours Crystal two shots of tequila, and the most experienced alcohol consumer of the match has no problem throwing them down the back of her throat in speedy time.]

[With two shots down, Crystal snatches the tequila bottle from the bartender and begins to pour her shots but Mya comes from behind with a shot to the face sending Crystal down. Mya then grabs one of the tequila shots, she ponders over it looking like she�s not going to be able to but gulps it down never the less before shouting �yuk�. Mya then picks up Crystal and rolls her into the ring.]

[Mya leg drops the heavier woman, before heading to the ropes and nailing a senton bomb. If that wasn�t enough ground attack, Mya then rushes to the ropes once more, her feet bouncing off the top one and flipping herself in a 360 degree motion attempting a leg drop onto Crystal, but Crystal scouted and rolls out of the way allowing Mya to slam her tailbone into the canvas.]

[Mya remains in the position she landed in with Crystal bouncing on the ropes and dropkicking Mya to her shoulders, she then uses her speed to baseball slide out of the ring straight to the drinks table. Crystal pours herself three shots of tequila, downing them in super speedy time leaving the bartender gob-smacked.]

[Crystal gets a little woozy, but climbs into the ring anyway, she falls against the ropes but uses this to land an forearm smash onto the collar bone of Mya, but this doesn�t affect the champion once she grabs the hair of Crystal and wraps her legs around Crystal�s neck in a leg scissors.]

[Crystal uses to the ropes to pull herself up but Mya being a former gymnast uses her abilities to rolls backwards taking the Femme Fatale to the mat with a Hurricanrana. Mya then remains her grip and grabs Crystal�s arm pulling it up in an armbar submission move.]

[The referee tells Mya to get off and she does not before paying a visit to the bartender, she manages to down four shots of tequila once Gabriel secretly grabs Crystal�s foot preventing her from heading to the outside of the ring. Mya then wipes her forehead from the sweat and heads over the announcers table, she snatches a bottle of water JLT had and in a smart move, starts to dilate her with it.]

[Mya breathes heavily, climbing up onto the apron with Crystal still being held down by Gabriel which the referee still hasn�t seen. Mya leans back and propels herself over the tope with a sky twister press which makes the fans go wild once the collision is made between the two bodies. Mya now lies with her back over Crystal, she gets up and heads to the outside of the ring.]

[Back to the bartenders table she goes, and this time she pours herself all five shots of gin and slowly downs them taking short breaks in between each but also eyeing Crystal making sure she doesn�t rise to her feet or try a guerilla attack. Mya then climbs back into the ring as the match pace has slowed which is not normal for a Mya match.]

[The Anti-Heroin throws Crystal into the corner, and plants her on the top rope. Mya climbs up, and attempts a Frakensteiner but decides against it, instead she lands a 10 punch move onto the Femme Fatale, trying to knock her out. Crystal�s eyes roll back into her head and Mya climbs down and rolls through the ropes, heading for her final barrel of shots. The bartender pours her five Vodka shots and she takes a deep breath.]

[She manages to take each of them down but with a price that she keeps falling into things, including the steps before she manages to climb up them. She stumbles into the ring and points to Crystal before spinning around, Mya then falls forward landing slap bang into the canvas as it looks like the champion has passed out.]

[Crystal smiles at this once she notices the referee checking on Mya, this causes the Femme Fatale to take her time on the outside of the ring. She pours herself 10 shots, five of gin and five of Vodka. She tells the camera that they�re about to see something really special then proceeds to down each shot in record time, with both her shots being completed now. She then shakes her head and sticks her tongue out at the camera with a �rock on� hand symbol to match.]

[Crystal used to this amount of units, easily walks into the ring kicking the feinted Mya in the side until she rolls over to her back. Crystal then grabs her by the arm and drags her to the center of the ring. The Femme Fatale signals for her move and then rushes towards the ropes launching off with a springboard moonsault but lands on her feet before executing a standing moonsault in the �City of Crystal� finisher. Crystal covers.]

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[�Brackish� by Kittie resumes on the PA system as Crystal stands up with her hands in a victorious fashion, Gabriel rushes into the ring and attempts a superkick by Crystal moves out of the way and flees from the ring, leaving Gabriel to assist his partner.]

John Roe: The winner of this match�CRYSTAL!!!

[Crystal then shoves the bartender down and takes the four bottles backstage with her, swigging from the top of her favourite to begin with, which of course is gin. Gabriel gives Mya a concerned look as we see Star watching smirking on the monitor backstage.]

Renegade: Oh my! Crystal just pulled a victory on Mya, what a feet by both women!

JLT: I think we need some medical attention for Mya, she doesn�t look to be moving and I have a weird feeling that Star had something to do with this? Renegade: What? How could she? She�s all the way backstage!

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