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Five Star Xtreme Championship Kenji v "Psycho Killer" Jack v Kid Karnage v Crystal � Japanese Death Match The camera shows replays of last weeks blood bath after the Xtreme Championship match between Kenji & Crystal. Replays are shown of Kid Karnage, Jack, Crystal & Kenji in the brawl after the match. The camera then goes to the ring, as the crowd starts to get anxious in anicipation. In the ring, there are C4 explosives in wooden crates outside the ring on tables. The lights darken..... Jack Daniels: Ladies & Gentlemen, take this as a disclaimer. Be prepared to witness the most barbaric match in Five Star history. Jamie Styles: I really suggest you put the kids in bed for this. "Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. Jack Daniels: And we start... The crowd jumps on their feet as the Femme Fatale's entrance hits. "She is not scared...to die...". Crystal runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd. The Xtreme Champions being waves in the air from her arms. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!" Cleopatra: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is a FOUR CORNERS, Japanese DEATH MATCH. Making her way to the ring, she IS THE FIVE STAR XTREME CHAMPION....CRYSTAL!!!! Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd with the Xtreme Championship high over her head. As the camera flashes go off, she steps down adjusts the bottom of her pants. Jack Daniels: Women & C4's... this is a first. Funuki walks out on to the stage waving a ripped and beaten up Hardcore like Japanese flag in the air. System of a down's Toxicity hits the PA and once the drums kick in Kenji the huge 600 pounder walks out onto the stage. The fans boo him and the huge man beast makes his way to the ring. Funuki walks to the side of the ring with the flag and Kenji walks slowly up the steal stairs and into the ring. He slaps his chest a few times and gets ready for his match. Funuki heads back up the ramp as kenji looks out at the crowd from the apron. Jamie Styles: The tension is eerie as we wait for the match to start. Crystal runs from one side of the ring to the other & dropkick's Kenji's ass through the ropes! BOOM!!!The huge Kenji flies off the apron through the table with the crate of C4's!!!! The loud crash & explosion completely makes the crowd go nuts. They go off all around Kenji as the barricade moves right into the laps of the fans in the front row!!! The crowd roars in approval as some remainings C4's in the crate go off. Crystal stands in the ring & dusts her hands off as she makes the crowd yell. The chants start. Crowd: CRYS-TAL!!! CRYS-TAL!!! CRYS-TAL!!! Jack Daniels: Kenji just got mutilated! His face & upper body are burnt to a crisp!!! Crystal slides out of the ring & runs up the ramp. She then hides under the ramp as the lights go out and "" starts up over the PA and the beginning of Tha Kannibus Tribe's video starts playing on the Jumbo Tron then switches to Karnage's video. Pyro explodes all over the entrance stage and Karnage storms out through the remaining fire and smoke. He has a barbwire kendo stick in hand and walks to the ring, looking confused. Crystal then jumps up on the ramp behind Karnage and runs runs full speed. She bull dogs Karnage down with one hand as his face NAILS the ramp with a loud thud!!! Jamie Styles: HAH! Who got hit from behind now! Crystal steps on Karnage's hand and takes the barbwire kendo stick from his grasp. As Karnage starts to get to his feet, Crystal nails Karnage in the back with the stick!!! Karnage falls to his chest as Crystal hits him again!! Karnage's facial expression shows pain as Crystal starts going mental on Karnage's back!!! Jack Daniels: I dont think she ever got over last week. Jamie Styles: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned Jack. Jack: I know, I put up with you every wednesday. Crystal stops her attack & raises the stick into the air as "Whatever" By Godsmack is heard throughout the arena. Jack comes into sight and slowly walks down the ramp to Crystal & Karnage. Crystal & Jack glare at each other. Crystal gets in Jack face, and Jack gets right back in hers. Crystal & Jack start argueing with each other as Karnage gets to his feet behind them. Karnage spears Crystal down into the steel barricade!!! Jack smiles, and then grabs Karnage's hair & lifts him up from behind. Jack then drags Karnage to the ring, and tosses him in. Jamie Styles: And here we go. Crystal gets to her feet outside as inside the ring Jack whips Karnage into the ropes inside the ring. Jack bends over to toss Karnage, but Karnage nails Jack in the face with a boot. Jack stands up and goes to clothlines Karnage down. Karnage ducks, and as Jack turns around, Karnage pokes him in the eyes. Karnage then jumps on Jack to do a Lou-These Press! Jack however catches Karnage, and nails a HUGE spinebuster! Jack pulls Karnage to his feet and tosses him in the corner. Jack then go the the other side of the ring and runs straight at Karnage! As Jack goes to crush Karnage, Karnage dodges out of the way, and Jack stumbles backwards out of the corner. Karnage hits a huge neckbreaker on Jack. On the side of the ring, Crystal slides in a table, with a crate of C4's on it. Karnage notices & baseball slide dropkicks Crystal down. He then grabs the the crate of C4's, and takes a few out. He leaves in 2 boards of C4's in the crate and then turns towards a rising Jack. He lifts the crate over his head, to only have his foot grabbed by Crystal! Karnage falls flat his face, and he barely misses cracking his head through the box. Crystal jumps onto the apron, and then leaps onto the 3rd rope. With both feet on the 3rd rope, she quickly flips off & lands her ass right on Karnage's back! The crowd cheers, and Jack picks up the table behind the two. Crystal grabs the box Karnage had, and raises it over her head. It is then grabbed from behind her and smashed on her back by Kenji who is standing on the apron!!! BOOM!!!! The C4's explode on Crystal's back and she falls like a rag doll to the ring mat. The crowd boos tremendously as they see the 600 hundred pound Kenji get in the ring. Kenji's face is black, and there is blood running down his chest. Jamie Styles: Dear god, he is ugly Jack Daniels: I didn't think he could get uglier. Karnage gets to his feet and starts throwing lefts & rights with Kenji, as Crystal rolls out of the ring. Jack sets the table up on all four legs next to a corner, as Kenji starts beating Karnage with rights. Jack lays a board of C4's on the table as Kenji knocks Karnage down. Jack then grabs Kenji & attempts to whip him into the ropes. Kenji doesn't budge, and instead whips Jack into the corner. Kenji then kicks Jack in the gut, causing Jack to double over. Kenji then signals for a powerbomb as the crowd boos immensely. Jamie Styles: He can't pick him up can he? Before Kenji can attempt to pick Jack up, Karnage dropkicks Kenji in the back. Kenji stumbles over to the ropes, and then Karnage quickly tosses a c4 board at Kenji! Kanji catches the board, and Karnage goes for another dropkick! But Kenji flips the board over & Karnage dropkicks the side of the explosives! BOOM!!!! KArnage falls to the mat, grabbing his legs in pain, and Kenji drops the board from his hands being burnt. Jack gets to his feet and kicks Kenji in the gut & gives him a huge DDT to the mat. Jack gets up, and lifts Kenji to his feet. Jack brings Kenji over to the table, and signals for a suplex!!! The crowd starts to go in awe, as Jack tries to lift up the 600 pounder. Jack can't manage it however, and Kenji quickly reverses the suplex! Jack lands hard on his back, and Kenji slowly makes his way to his feet. Suddenly, The Kannibus Tribes music hits!!! Sphex, Krono, Brick & Skull Kidd run down to the ring as the crowd starts to errupt. Jack: This might be bad. Jack & Kid Karnage roll out of the ring, as Sphex & Skull Kid get into the ring and starts pummeling the 600 pound Kenji. Outside, Brick & Krono pull out an enormous wagon? Jamie Styles: What the hell? Skull Kid & Sphex then clothline Kenji over the top rope. Krono grabs a sledge hammer from under the ring, and as Kenji gets up, he nails Kenji in the head with the steel end! Kenji falls on the wagon, as, the remaining Kannibus tribe members lift Kenji onto the wagon. All four members then push the wagon up the ramp and over to the edge of the stage as the camera flashes go off. Jack: Who the hell put that there?!? As Skull Kid pulls on a rope, a huge drapery is raised, the crowd starts to go crazy. Under the drapes, is a structure of 6 tables, stacked 3 on 3. Plate glass is in the middle of the tables, and the Kannibus Tribe members point down, with a sick smile. Brick & Krono douse gasoline on the tables. Skull Kid & Sphex push the wagon off the stage as Kenji falls into the tables & glass!!! CRASH!!!!!! Jamie Styles: Is he still alive?!? The crowd starts a Holy Shit chant as replays are shown of Kenji flying through the tables. Brick lights a match & tosses it into the mess of tables and glass as the crowd cheers!! Jack: I can't even see Kenji in the wood & glass & tables.... and now the flames!!! The Kannibus Tribe then walks to the back, as Five Star crew put out the flames. Back inside the ring, Karnage gets to his feet, as he puts the rest of the c4 boards in the top of a corner. As he turns around, Crystal spears him into the C4's!!!!BOOM!!!!!!!!! Jamie Styles: O god! Karnage flew out of that corner just as quick as he flew in! Karnage's body lies 5 feet from the corner, as Crystal takes pride in the damage she has inflicted upon Karnage. Karnage rolls over onto his back, and Crystal doesn't hesitate as she runs to the ropes, and nails the City Of Crystal(lionsault into standing moonsault)!!!! Crystal stays on for the pin as a referee slides into the ring. 1 . . . 2 . . . Jack pushes Crystal off of Karnage!!! Crystal gets on her feet and the glaring contest ensues between the beaten opponants. Jack points his finger at Crystal & tells her to move. Crystal then slaps Jack across the face. Jack then pushes Crystal down and she falls on her ass. Crystal then jumps to her feet & gives Jack a spinning heel kick to his face! Jack falls, and gets right back up to his feet. Karnage gets to the ropes and tries to pull himself up as Jack grabs Crystalby the throat. Crystal, pries Jack's hand off of her throat, and twists Jack's arm so his is bent over. Crystal then backflips over Jack's back, let's go of his hand, and kicks him in the face! Jack: I've never seen that before. Crystal then kick's Jack in the face again, and Jack catches her foot. He then lifts Crystal up over her shoulder and throws her over the top rope! Crystal lands on her feet and falls over as Karnage gets infront of the table that JAck set up earlier. Jack runs at Karnage, and Karnage drop toe holds Jack into the c4's on the table! BOOOOMMMMM!!!!! Jack crash through the table, and his body goes limp. Karnage gets up dazed, as Crystal gets back into the ring, steel chair in hand. She swings, and Karnage ducks!! As she turns around Karnage kicks her in the gut & nails the Tha 187(Raised Double-Arm DDT)!!!! The crowd boos as Karnage covers Crystal, with a sick grin on his face. 1 . . . 2 . . . KICK OUT!!!! Jack Daniels: SHE KICKED OUT!?!?! The crowd jumps out of thier seats, amazed at Crystal's kick out. Karnage looks confused, and he lifts Crystal up again. He then nails Tha 187 on the steel chair! Crystal's forehead is bleeding as Karnage covers Crystal again as the crowd boos again. 1 . . . 2 . . . Jack kicks Karnage in the face! Jack is laying down still, but he got his foot out far enough to break the count. Karnage grabs his back, and slides out of the ring, pissed that he hasn't won. He searches around the ring, and brings a fire extinguisher, trash can, & his barbwire Kendo stick into the ring. Jack gets to his feet as Karnage sets the trash can right side up in the center of the ring. He throws the remaining c4's that are in the ring inside the Trash Can. As he turn around, Jack tries to toss him into the trash can! Karnage, gets out of Jack's grip, and then pokes him in the eyes. Jack grabs the fire extinguisher, and sets it off in Jack's face! Jack stumbles around, blindsided, and he then cracks the fire extinguisher over his head! Jack's white face then slowly turns red from the blood coming down. The fire extinguisher has a whole in it from the blow, and the white smoke sprays all over the ring, covering Jack & Karnage, and then the entire ring. We then hear a loud CRAAACK!!!! BOOOOMMM!!!!! The crowd jumps at the sound. As the smoke clears, we see Karnage's body head first implanted into the trash can, where the C4 explosives where set off. As the rest of the smoke leaves the ring, we see Crystal standing with the barbwire kendo stick! Crystal then falls over as Karnage's body tipes the trash can over. Some remaining explosives set off in the trash can, with Karnage's body shaking with every explosion. Crystal runs & kicks the trashcan out of the ring, and more explosives go off, and Karnage's body falls limp to the black mats outside the ring. Jack Daniels: Dear god, what a blood bath. As Jack & Crystal stand up, blood runs down both of their faces. They once again face each other. Jack suddenly whips Crystal into the ropes. As Crystal runs back and Jack readies a sidewalk slam. Crystal reverses the move into a double hurricanrana!!! Jack falls on his back, and Crystal immediately goes out of the ring. She slides in the crate of C4's & then a ladder. Jamie Styles: Just as I thought the match was dying down, it's picking up again! Jack grabs the ladder as Crystal slides in the ring. Jack then swings the ladder & Crystal is knocked over into the corner. jack then sets the ladder up next to the ropes, and Crystal stumbles out of the corner. Jack then grabs Crystal & signals for the Jacknife powerbomb!!! As he lifts Crystal up to his shoulders, Crystal reverses into an X-factor onto the steel chair!!! Crystal covers him!! Jack Daniels: This is it! 1 . . . 2 . . . KICK OUT!!! Jamie Styles: He kicked out!?! Crystal looks somewhat shocked, but then she sees the crate of C4's, and her eyes light up. She puts the crate under Jack's body, and then ascends the ladder. The crowd is locked in suspense every step Crystal takes up the ladder. She reaches the top, and does a cross over her chest. Crystal then leaps off the ladder & nails 450 splash on Jack!!! BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack & Jamie: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crowd: Holy Shit Holy SHit Holy Shit Holy Shit As Crystal lands on Jack's body, the C4's cause her body to fly off of Jack, and over in the corner. Jack's body flies up rolls on the other side of the ring. Several minutes pass as niether Crystal or Jack are able to get up. The bell rings as Cleopatra speaks into the microphone. Cleopatra: Due to a double Total Knock Out, this match is a draw. |