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Sunday, June 27th, 2004
Leah: C�mon Baby! It�s time for the Stripped Championship.
JLT: I have been dying to see just exactually what the Divas will look like in their French Maid outfits. This is going to be fun.
[The opening chorus of �The French Maid� begins to play as the stage is bathed in bright pink light and fog. From behind the curtain steps Icenique wearing a classic black and white maid�s outfit that is very, very short in the skirt.]
JLT: DAMN! There is no imagination needed to see Icenique�s ass, it�s just......
Leah: Hanging out there?
JLT: Yeah!
[From behind the curtain steps Tara Lee-Shiro in a lemon yellow maid�s outfit, with a bustier that enhances Tara�s rather large breasts even more. She strides down towards the ring slapping the hands of the fans as she goes. Suddenly the music blasts with feedback and the arena goes dark. "Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Crystal steps out on stage wearing a tight fitting black leather maid�s outfit and carrying a flogging whip with her. Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. Removing the Stripped Championship belt, she holds it high over her head and glares at her opponents.]
Leah: Leave it to Crystal to buck the system.
[The bells rings and Crystal tosses her whip aside and charges directly towards Tara who ducks a running clothesline, Crystal then runs directly into a super-kick from Icenique. Tara quickly drops an elbow on the champion and goes for the pin, but Icenique pulls her off and goes for one of her own. Tara grabs Icenique and pulls her off of Crystal and delivers a clubbing forearm to the chest. Icenique staggers, but boots Tara in the gut and then locks in a DDT. Crystal however catches Icenique and slams her with a stiff neck-breaker. Crystal stands and ducks a wild punch from Tara. Grabbing Tara by the arm Crystal whips her into the ropes and bounces off the opposite side. Both Divas connect with a clothesline sending them both to the mat. With Crystal and Tara lying side-by-side Icenique climbs the ropes and executes a diving splash, but both Divas roll out of the way and Icenique crashes to the mat.]
JLT: All three Divas are down after a flurry of action. The pace they are going is phenomenal!
Leah: Well that�s all fine and dandy. I just want to see who is going to use what first. No one has even made an attempt at any of the cleaning items at ringside.
JLT: Admit it. You just can�t stand a normal match.
Leah: Me?
JLT: Yes you!
[Crystal is the first to her feet and she goes towards the whip she brought to the ring. She picks it up and immediately is clubbed from behind by Tara with a double ax-handle. Tara goes to whip Crystal into the ropes, but Crystal reverses and then uses the whip as a club and strikes Tara in the chest with it, followed by a hard smack across the back which causes Tara to drop to her knees. Crystal then nails a running dropkick to the face, sending Tara to the arena floor. Crystal turns and is immediately dropped by a high dropkick from Icenique. Icenique quickly follows it, by bringing Crystal to her feet and locking in a suplex. Crystal however jams the whip into the gut of Icenique, breaking the hold. Icenique staggers back, as Crystal begins to whip unmercifully across the back of Icenique with the whip. Crystal then drops the whip and sets Icenique up for a tiger bomb and nails it! Crystal stands admiring her work when she turns and is leveled by a shot from Tara with a ....]
Leah: A Swiffer Wet Jet! Oh My God, that had to hurt!
[Tara celebrates her move and then measures for another shot. Crystal rolls out of the way just in time. Tara goes for another shot, but Crystal rolls out of the ring. Tara slides under the bottom rope and begins to give chase. Crystal reaches down and grabs a feather duster and tosses it in disgust towards Tara. They turn the corner and suddenly Tara is leveled by a flying form of Icenique. Icenique slowly gets to her feet, reaching down for Tara. Tara slaps away Icenique�s hand and goes for a punch, which Icenique blocks, and then quickly grabs Tara by the hair and slams her into the guardrail. Icenique reaches over and grabs the electric cord from a vacuum cleaner and begins to choke Tara out. Tara manages to rake the eyes of Icenique and shove her away. Tara is then floored by a shot from Crystal and a silver serving tray. Crystal then turns and levels Icenique. Crystal then reaches down grabbing a broom and breaks it over the back of Icenique. Icenique screams in pain, as Crystal rolls her into the ring.]
JLT: Crystal is not taking these girls lightly at all, but I must say I do like the way that leather maid�s outfit is moving with her. I wonder where I can get one.
Leah: Why don�t you take Crystal�s when this is all over. You know Pre-Musked for you.
JLT: EWWWW!!!
[Crystal strides towards Tara. Crystal reaches into her boots and produces a pair of handcuffs. She begins to mock Tara, whom is slowly pulling herself up along the guardrail. Crystal slaps Tara across the face and locks one end of the handcuffs to the railing, and then suddenly Tara begins to lay blows unto Crystal and then drives her back into the railing with a vicious shoulder block. After a second Tara stands up and backs away from Crystal laughing. Crystal glares at Tara and goes after her only to be stopped........by the handcuffs. Handcuffed to the railing Crystal begins to curse and scream at Tara. Tara does an impression of a baby crying as she makes her way to the ring. From behind Icenique reaches down and grabs a handful of Tara�s hair, pulling her up onto the ring apron. Tara goes for a punch, but Icenique blocks it. Locking in a suplex, Icenique brings Tara into the ring the hard way. Outside Crystal is struggling to get free, while tossing objects into the ring in anger.]
JLT: Crystal is effectively locked out of this match unless she can get free somehow. And right now it looks as if Icenique has gained the advantage on Tara.
Leah: Yay! Whoopee!
JLT: Please. There are days.
Leah: Get in line.
[Icenique quickly mounts the near corner and executes a perfect Swanton bomb on Tara. She goes for the cover.]
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[Shoulder up!]
Leah: That was so close. Not!
[Icenique gets to her feet and grabs a dustpan and turns to Tara only to be leveled with a can of Pledge dust cleaner. Icenique drops to one knee as Tara bounces off the ropes from behind and drives Icenique into the mat with a bulldog. Tara goes for the pin.]
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[Foot on the rope!]
JLT: Another close call and Crystal is helpless to stop either of them from getting a pin.
[Tara climbs up onto the near corner and gets set for a splash, when Icenique climbs the ropes and flips Tara off with a hurricanrana. Both Divas hit the mat hard.]
JLT: What a move! Who is going to get up first? Who will take advantage? Who will....
Leah: Shut-up?
[Icenique and Tara get to their feet. Tara picks up a mop bucket that was tossed into the ring. Icenique grabs Dust buster. They turn simultaneously and nail each other. They both collapse to the mat and are not moving. Crystal is irate outside the ring, still handcuffed to the railing.]
[Icenique falls to the ropes as Tara hits the floor, Icenique then turns and picks up Tara off the floor and nails a death valley driver slamming Tara into a trash can lid. Icenique then covers as Crystal tries to break free from the railing.]
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Krysta Taylor: Here is your winner and NEW Stripped Champion�ICENIQUE!!!
[Icenique stands and celebrates as she holds her head and rolls to the outside of the ring with her title in her hand.]
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