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Friday May 14th 2004
[The lights are dimmed for a few seconds. "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to the stage, were in a blink of an eye, silver pyros shoots it's way to the stage. Crystal then walks out on stage next to Bianca and the two smile at each other as they head to the ring.]
Renegade: It's starting!
John Roe: The following contest is an 8 Woman Tag Team match and it is scheduled for one fall!!! Making their way to the ring, the team of The Baddest Bitch & The Femme Fatale..... BIANCA AND CRYSTAL!!!
[Crystal & Bianca slide under the bottom rope and each ascend a corner as they smile to the crowd with the cameras flashing. The arena goes dark. "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a slight for covers the stage. Star & Caitlin Fiarchild appear through the fog to a large pop from the crowd. Caitlin & Star walk down the ramp, Star's Unleashed Championship trailing in the air.]
John Roe: And their opponents... the team of the Perfect Woman, and the Divas Unleashed Champion... CAITLIN FAIRCHILD AND STAR!
[Each woman enters the ring and get face to face with Crystal & Bianca. The four divas stare down for a few moments before the referee backs them into their corners."Shape" by the Sugababes begins to play on the PA system and golden and blue lights shower the arena. Tequila walks out, accompained by Kaci Russell. The two divas pose on stage for a few moments and proceed to the ring.]
John Roe: And their opponents... the team of the Pinnacle Of Perfection and The Bad Influence.... KACI RUSSELL & TEQUILA!!!
[Kaci & Tequila nod their heads and run down to the ring and slide in and the battle begins!!! Kaci begins throwing punches with Star as Tequila goes after Crystal. Caitlin graps Bianca from behind, but Bianca slips out of Caitlin's grasp and a fist fight ensues. The crowd goes wild as red and silver pyro go off as "Freaking Out" by Adema hits. As Marky Chavez begins to sing, Katrina makes her way from behind the curtain, Stripped Championship on her shoulder. She sees the war in the ring and stands on stage, as Mya walks out behind her. Mya and Katrina walk side by side talking to each other, watching the destruction in the ring.]
[Tequila has clothlined Crystal out of the ring, and Star has clothlined down Kaci in the ring. Katrina and Mya then fly into the ring! Mya slides right up to Star and the fist fights continue, as Katrina picks up where Crystal left off. Caitlin has gotten Bianca's right and and has it twisted. Using the twisted arm, Caitlin lifts Bianca into the air! Bianca then uses the ropes and hits a spinning kick to Caitlin's face! Both fall over in a heap on the canvas as the referee tries to get the divas in the corners.]
[Crystal & Kaci have gotten in their corners, but Mya and Star will not let up as they nail hit after hit. Katrina kicks Tequila in the gut and is about to suplex her, but Tequila reverses into a spinning body slam that catches Katrina by surprise! Tequila then gets to her corner as Caitlin & Bianca do as well. Star is beginning to nail punch after punch on Mya who is stumbling backwards, but Mya ducks one and kicks Star in the face! Star falls to her hands and knees and Mya dropkicks Star's buttox, and Star flies face first out of the ring! Mya & Katrina stand up and back into each other, they nearly take each other out as they raise fists but stop once they realize who they backed into.]
[Crystal then jumps into the ring as Star slides back in, Crystal spears Katrina, at the same time Mya is speared by Star! Mya & Katrina fly backwards into each other, and Crystal knocks her head with Star's as the crowd slightly laughs at the move. The four divas fall over and then try to rise to their feet in the corners. Crystal exits the ring, as does Mya and Star & Katrina are left to "legally" begin the match.]
[Katrina and Star immediately lock 'horns', and begin to twirl in a circle, Star getting the upper hand pushing the Queen Of Pain into the corner. Star begins to thrust shoulders into Katrina's gut, and Katrina bangs away at Star's back, trying to get her to quit, but to no avail. As the referee looks on, Tequila calls him over and begins to argue with him. With Katrina in Star's corner, Caitlin grabs Katrina by the back of the head and pulls it straight back into the top turnbukcle! Katrina hunches over onto Star's back, and Star stands up with Katrina on her shoulder. Star lifts her to the top rope and then begins to ascend as the crowd begins to get excited from the move about to happen. Katrina begins to punch Star! Star steps back down, and Caitlin slaps Katrina across the face! Katrina tries not to teeter over, and Star immedaitely gets up the ropes again and hits a huge superplex on Katrina!!! Star covers.]
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[Katrina kicks out, but Mya jumps into the ring anyway. As Star gets to her feet, Mya twists Star's arm and kicks her in the face, before spinning Star around and hitting a reverse DDT! Mya is then moved out of the ring by the referee, and Katrina tags in Kaci! Kaci gladly steps in the ring, and then begins to pound Katrina's head into the canvas!!! After doing this several times, Kaci kicks Katrina out of the ring and turns around to receive a "Bianic Superkick" from Bianca!!!]
[Star tagged in Bianca, and Bianca immediately nailed the move on Kaci after Kaci was through with Katrina. Bianca immediately picks up Kaci and shoves her into Caitlin's corner, and demands Kaci tag her in. Kaci grabs her head and is about to tag in Caitlin, but then flies towards Bianca and clothlines her down! Bianca springs back up to her feet and Kaci whips her into the ropes. Bianca comes back and Kaci hits a manhattan drop, as Bianca doubles over from the crotch shot on Kaci's knee, Kaci shoves Bianca's head between her legs and lifts her into a powerbomb! Kaci then runs and completes her "Walk Of Fame"!!! Kaci then tags in Caitlin who enters with a smile.]
[Caitlin picks up Bianca, but Bianca pulls her into an inside cradle roll-up!]
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[Caitlin kicks out, and both women get to their feet instantly. Caitlin goes to clothline Bianca, but Bianca ducks, runs past her to the turnbuckle, and then using the ropes, springs backwards off them and elbows Caitlin in the face! Bianca then begins to punch Caitlin in the face on the ground a few times before getting to her feet and laughing at Caitlin. Caitlin gets to her knees, and then using her agility, hits a sweep kick and lies Bianca flat on her back!]
[Caitlin pulls Bianca to her feet, and then lifts Bianca into a torture rack!]
Renegade: I've seen this move before, it's nothing pretty.
[As Caitlin begins spinning, the crowd cheers. Caitlin is then looking to finish her 'Burning Spike' with a neckbreaker, but Bianca gets her feet on the top turnbuckle! Bianca's body is nearly flat as a board and parallel with Caitlin's head and the top rope, as Caitlin holds her in a neckbreaker position. Bianca then uses the ropes and backflips over infront of Caitlin, and using her momentum as she flies backwards, hits the "Bianic Shutdown"(flatliner)!!!]
JLT: Whoa! Did you see that counter?!
[Bianca covers.]
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[Star breaks the count as Caitlin raises her shoulder! Star pulls Bianca up and begins to punch her in the face, but Bianca simply kicks her in the gut and hits another "Bianic Shutdown"!!! The crowd roars at Star being knocked down, as Bianca gains some vengeance from Misanthrope. Caitlin has gotten to a corner and tags in Tequila!]
Renegade: Yes! Bad Influence! Bad Bitch! Best sex ever!
JLT: Puh-lease... the best you could get is a bad porno.
[Tequila enters the ring and looks curiously onto Bianca, who is out of breath as she looks at Tequila. Bianca looks towards Crystal who nods her head, and Bianca backs away from Tequila. Bianca tags in Crystal as only the Femme Fatale & the Bad Influence are in the ring, reminiscant of Rule Britainnia.]
Renegade: Deja Vu much?
JLT: A little bit.
[Tequila kicks Crystal in the gut and whips her into the ropes. Crystal reverses the move and sends Tequila into the ropes and gives Tequila an arm-drag upon her return. As Tequila gets to her feet, both Tequila and Crystal turn and kick Katrina off the apron!!! The Stripped Champion flies into the barricade from the surprise attack, as Crystal and Tequila begin to fight again. Crystal shoves Tequila down to the mat and hits a leg drop.]
[Crystal then pulls Tequila up again and puts her in a headlock. Crystal signals for her 'Brackish' springboard bulldog and leaps onto the ropes, and as she is in the air, Tequila drops Crystal in a back suplex! As Crystal stumbles to her feet, Tequila hooks Crystal's arms and delivers her 'Butterfly Kisses' powerbomb!!! The crowd cheers for Tequila's move and begin to cheer even more as Tequila steps outside the ring to the apron, where she signals for "The Tequila Sunrise". Crystal begins to get up in the ring, but Tequila's legs are taken out from her by Katrina! Tequila hits face first on the apron and flies backwards onto the black mats as Katrina begins to kick away. Katrina then turns towards the ring and Crystal tackles her with a suicide dive!!!]
[The ring becomes crazed as all the divas run out from their corners and another huge brawl begins. Mya kicks Bianca in the gut and draps her over the top rope! Mya then runs and springboard moonsaults from the ropes closest to her, landing on Bianca, finishing her 'Sacrifice' move. Both Mya & Bianca fall out of the ring from the move in a pile outside the ring by the ramp as inside the ring Kaci has leaped onto Star's shoulders! As the Pinnacle of Perfection is about to hit her infamous "Serafino", Kristin Wallace-Hudson grabs Kaci from behind and powerbombs her off the back of Star's shoulders!!!]
JLT: Where did she come from?!
Renegade: This is just a guess, but backstage?
JLT: Alright smartass.
[As Kristin stands victorious in the ring with Kaci on the canvas, Star then grabs Kristin and hits her 'Mundane Makeover' X-factor! This prompts Katrina to slide into the ring and grab Star from behind, before hitting her modified version of her husband's finisher, 'The Kat Kall'! WIth Katrina feeling more justified from Rule Britainnia, she is suddenly attacked from behind by Taylor!!! Taylor kicks Katrina out of the ring and then jumps out of the ring. Taylor is about to throw Katrina into the steel steps, but Katrina reverses!!! Taylor slams into the steel, as inside the ring Crystal stands over the downed Star. She smiles and immediately runs towards the 2nd rope, handspringing off from her backhandspring and nails the final moonsault, crushing Star with her "City Of Crystal"!!! With Nuclear Pussy reminiscant in the ring. Crystal sees Taylor outside and slides out to join that beat fest as it seems the entire arena has gone crazy!]
[As Crystal slides out of the ring by Taylor, she is greeted with a spear into the barricade by Katrina! Katrina then stands up and Taylor kicks her in the gut, and hooks her up for "The eXtreme Measures"!!! Taylor nails the move and Katrina lies on the mats motionless. Tequila then appears before Taylor on the apron, and leaps off, hitting her with "The Tequila Sunrise" pheonix ddt!!! Inside the ring, Bianca has gotten Caitlin into a corner, and captures her in a sleeper hold! As Bianca tries to wear down the giant Caitlin, using the ropes for leverage... Caitlin suddenly grabs Bianca's arms and begins spinning! Bianca's feet are flying in the air and in the process knock over a rising Kaci Russell from the ring. Caitlin then drops Bianca in a stunner, nailing her finisher "The G-Spot"!!]
Renegade: Will there be no end to this match?!
JLT: When the fat lady sings they say.
Renegade: Kristi Allen is here?
[As Star gets to her feet from the beatings she has taken throughout the match, she stands and is met by Mya, who stares blankly at Star's face. Mya immediately grabs Star's arm and twists it before running to the ropes to hit her 'Portrait Of Pain', but Star jerks Mya back into the ring and hits a drop-toe-hold on Mya, which causes Mya to drop chin first on the 2nd rope! Star immediately runs across the ring and goes for her 'Star Spangled Hammer', but Mya dodges the 619 move, and Star stands on the apron. Mya gets up and Star ups the ropes to nail a modified 'Ravishing Revoluion' (Molly-go-round) on Mya!!! Star uses her position to beat Mya's face into the canvas as the rivals ignite their fued. Star is seen getting up, as outside the ring Kristin Wallace is dragging Kaci by the back of her head with her hair. Kristin is running it alongside the barricade, close up for all the front-row seat fans. kaci elbows Kristin in the gut, and with her bent over, Kaci lifts Kristin into a butterfly powerbomb and nails her 'Vertigo' signiture on Kristin, right on the hard black mats!!!]
Renegade: Did you hear the echo come from Kristin's body?! Ouch!
[Suddenly all the divas crowd the ring, with Crystal and Tequila fighting, Katrina appling her 'Boo Boo Kitty Fuck' to Taylor and Caitlin holding Bianca in an armbar submission. Star is thrown out of the ring by Mya. Mya then runs and goes to nail Star with her 'Devils Kisses'! Star moves out of the way! Mya crashes HARD on the canvas, and rolls onto the steel ramp, as Star looks on in relief she dodged the move.]
JLT: How in the hell are we going to decide a winner?! I forgot who the legal person is... where's the DQ's?!
Renegade: Why are there no clothes ripped off yet?
["You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi hits the PA system and Emerald O'Conner walks out on stage. The action in the ring is relentless, and Emerald looks on with a gleam in her eye, and a microphone in hand.]
Emerald O'Conner: It's obvious there is no way anyone will win this match by pinfall... so we are now fighting under table match rules! Hahaha...
[A few of the divas get a concerned look on their faces, but Star is already pulling on a table! She sets it up by Mya, as Katrina and Caitlin slide out of the ring and each grab a table also. Katrina slides hers in the ring, but as Caitlin holds hers up, Bianca baseball slides it right back into her face!]
[Star picks up the mess that is Mya's body, and hits her "Sparkling Intuition" (twist of fate) on the ramp!!! Mya's forehead nearly explodes with blood from the impact as the Anti-Herione's face becomes drenched in the red liquid. Star smiles as she moves the table to ringside and lays Mya's body on it, before heading inside the ring.]
[In the ring, Katrina has set up her table in the corner, and Taylor has thrown Crystal infront of it. Just as Katrina is about to spear Crystal through it, Bianca takes the spear instead, saving the match for her team! Taylor then kicks Crystal in the gut and nails a DDT, right before Katrina gives her the 'Kat Kall'!!!]
JLT: Look at Star!
[We see Star ascending the turnbuckle closest to Mya's body which lay a bloody mess outside the ring on a table. Star signals for her 'Death Star'!!! As Star shakily stands at full hieght in the turnbuckle, Katrina grabs her leg! Star tries to shake Katrina off, but Katrina won't let go. Caitlin then grabs Katrian and throws her into the ropes, before nailing a superkick to her face! Star steadily regains her balance, but Mya is gone! As Star looks around, we see Mya leap on the apron behind Star! Her face is nothing but red, and her eyes white, as she in one jump, gets to the turnbuckle, standing with Star! She grabs her in the 3/4 neckbreaker!]
Renegade: Oh shit! No!
[Mya leaps forward with her "Death From Above" to the table outside the ring!!!!! Both bodies fall through the table, leaving a heap of wood, splinters, and blood as the they lie motionless next to each other after the impact of move! The crowd begins their 'Holy Shit' chant, as nearly everyone in the ring stops and looks at the mess that is the Unleashed Champion and the Anti-Herione.]
JLT: Dear god... are they going to still perform next week?!
Renegade: Who won this week?!
[Inside the ring, Kaci spears Katrina through the table in the corner as the crowd's silence is broken with a body being crushed by wood, the referee speaks to John Roe.]
John Roe: LADIES & GENTLEMEN... here are your winners... KACI RUSSELL & TEQUILA!!!
[The crowd roars for the fan favorites as the camera pans over the downed bodies of Mya and Star in the table mess. The camera fades to black, and then to the Divas Unleashed logo, with Forsaken Destiny - May 23rd underneath it.]
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