Archives -- September 2004

Politics are just not my bag. Politics are fucking pointless. If you running for a slot you bad mouth your opponents, if you vote you gotta choose between two candidates, unless its a party primary or some shit. Well everyone knows that the presidential election is coming up and its a dead heat. Well heres the run down of the candidates, bush is a bitch and kerry is a pussy. There ya have it america, who do ya want to be your president, a bitch or a pussy.

Heres the thing about politics that pisses me off the most. Everybody knows that central is mostly Democrat. Everybody loves Kerry. Whenever theres a poster bad mouthing Bush everybody who cares is thinking its the most brilliant quip they have ever heard.

People ask me what party i associate with, Democrats or Republicans. You can see that they want you to say democrat or they will rip your heart out. So I say Republican just for fun. Then the weirdest thing happens, they sympathize. "Oh thats rough." What?

Bottom line, Politics suck and I am republican. Go bush. Enjoy these political poster.

Alright bitches, I have a crazy idea but it work out well and halirious. I am planning to hold an online debate of sorts. Of course it wont turn out to be a debate, but we need a purpose. So, everybody try to get online at 7 PM on thursday and IM to get into the chat room. It might work out or it might just crash and burn in five minutes, I DUNNO! Its crazy, but i am willing to try. Thursday, 7 PM, IM me, Kingman007, its on.

What a fucking joke. Mothers against Maddox? Some of you know what it is but for the rest, lemme clue you in on this halirity. Alright, so Maddox, a mildly offense and opinionated website has a entire website dedicated to its banishment from the web called Mothers Against Maddox. There are a few other Mothers Against... things around but those have purpose. Like Mothers Against Drunk Driving, thats legitament and pratical. Mothers Against Maddox is just an cranky old hag who happens to have a computer.

Anyways, she has a petition that had been up and running for about a year and had 80 signings until Maddox found out about it and linked to it. After that there have been about 40,000 signings, basically all maddox fans. If you check out the petition itself, the first 80 are serious and sincere about banning Maddox. The rest are just, FREE IPOD or CUM ON ME NOW. Its such a fucking joke now, its rediculous.

And I posted the pics.

This is my EK Poker Player Rakings. Lemme just shootout to the gals holding up the bottom, somebody had to do it. Frankly, Joanna your win was beginners luck. Lets get into this.
1. Tyler 2 wins: The Two poker wins in da basement are an understatement to this mans poker knowledge. Ty knows how to play the cards. He is known for not bluffing and he keeps that rep but when he does, he gonna take the big pot.
2. Jackie: Shes never won, but this doesn't deny the serious poker player she is. She knows how to bluff well and if she ever gets addicting to gambling, the bookies wont be around her hood. Ha?
3. Aaron: Comeon hes got New York blood. And some other stuff. Ya know.
4. Will 3 wins: Yes, yes, yes, you won the EKWSOP who fucking cares, your fourth here biatch.
5. James 2: James folded on his chances to win the big time and because of his failure, hes fifth.
6. Zak 1: With one win under his belt, zak is looking to be a bigger jew.
7. Danny 2: Dannys got himself two wins under his belt and a lot of kimchi in his tummy.
8. Robbie 2: This man is too hot to touch. Except when i get out first
9. Devin 1 I feel bad about putting Devin behind me. No i dont.
10. Nick 2: These last few were hard, all of the players 7-10 are very much equal. Nick just happens to bring up the rear.
12. Aria 2: She likes poker? I dunno.
13. Tom: Ooooooo tom. No wins, but is known for his very aggresive style and loud celebrations. Got that going for him.
14. Taryn 1: Shes close to greatness.
15. Ali 1 I got nothing to say.
16. Mo: Keep grinding.
17. Joanna 1: And last but not least, Joanna. Nice Job.

Its been two days and the infectious disease that is school has forced the doctors to amputate. I am so bored with school already its semi funny. Nick has been so bored he almost got kicked out of his first english class of the year. Atta boy, bring da ruckus. I've been using my bortem, bordom, borbdemz83, god damnit. Boredom.

boredom
\Bore"dom\, n.
1. The state of being bored, or pestered; a state of ennui.
2. The realm of bores; bores, collectively.

Alright then. Lets get back to business.

I've been using my boredom in constructive ways. Like biting my nails. Making halirious quips to myself that i wish i could remember, but if you heard em you be on the floor laughing. Tom would need a few buckets for all the vomit.

Although, I guess schools not all bad. (hold for gasp, cries and screams) I said it, rob king, right here. I have said this but think of all the stuff. The fights, the laughing at people, holding it down for sophmores and '07, etc.

Once the dust settles it'll be mid october and school will be the routine. It'll all even out, ill have 3 d's and everything will be in perfect harmony.

Notice something different? I am trying that out, mostly because its cool. The cool part is when ya put your mouse over the links, the image changes. Its not really important but it looks cool. So taryn, heres your fucking poll. The one you have been asking for, forever. So gimme your vote or die. Diddy anyone?

The comments man. You guys are pumpin comments out like no business. Having side stories and conversations all while the comments are barely being used for its original purpose. Commenting on the entry. We have had taryn and taylor duke it out. We've had mad cries for me to "SHOW THE PICTURES!". People have commented on the entries but more importantly, Will hates black people. 390 in total and counting. Keep em coming peeps, I wanna see 1000 by the evil king birthday (november 1st).

On an unrelated note, I am getting a new computer right now, so bare with me the site will be a little sparse as we get everything set up. The next update might not come until after school starts, so god speed everyone. Godspeed.