Archives -- July 2004

New TPS cover sheets
July 28 - 7:22 PM

Well, i got the memo. This site layout is worn out and old. I've got the wheels in motion to get a steadfast slogan and a sweet new title image. I have formulated a few things that you guys can say yay, or nay to. Here it is.

Title Image This is a 70s retro look, its kinda trippy. Full lettering and i wouldn't have both, i would just choose whether to shadow up or down... or, SIDEWAYS?


This is a simple one side shadow, kinda plain but sleak.


So jib jab about the titles, make suggestions and vote in here.
Slogans
Now I dont wanna be a weak chump and make up my own slogan. So ill suggest a few and if you guys like them, somebody take credit for it. Ok? Sweet.

These tales are classical. Its from a Nas song, its a bomb line.
Randomly swearing. This is on my title yes i know, but its too straight to the point. Its to specific to this sites values.
Boy, you best not be poking me with a stick. This was originally a entry title, but its at the for front now.
Get up off my grill, S.A. I just remember this as my favorite saying in the 5th grade. Shit.

Theres a little nudge in the right direction. Suggestions?

As for the actual layout, color scheme, etc., i have no clue what it will be. Maybe i'll finish it by school, but dont count on it.

Wild Naked Babes Association
July 14 - 11:34 PM

Quick, name one of the top ten scoring leaders in the WNBA. Ok, its been 3-6 hours trying to think of one and I have come to the conclusion that no one fucking knows/cares. Now name one of the top ten scoring leaders in the NBA last season. Ok, Iverson, Bryant, Shaq, KG, Mcgrady, Stojakavic, just to name a few. Its easy as hell. Seriously, the WNBA may be great and women empowering but they still struggle to have an average attendance that is higher than the L.A. Clippers 1999 season. P.S. they had the worst record in the NBA ever.

The bottom line here is the WNBA is a waste of good talent. The women who play in the league could ball the hell out of anyone in most of the world. They are damn good, but noone cares. They average 1500 screaming 10 year old girls and their mothers and 12 chronic masterbating men and their mothers. The tickets are about 40 cents and i am rounding up. The ballinest players on that mofo, make an average 115,000 a year. Thats Kevin Garnets shoe budget. People say that the WNBA will gain credibility. I say that they wont draw more than 3000 fans until they start dunking regularly. Heres the killer for this league, its in the summer. Nobody wants to sit in a room and watch women play ball for 3 hours when they can be sitting some where else playing with their balls.

Oh ya, nick wants you bitches to make em name for his crapass band. Enter the names in this () comment box. Put your comments for the entry in the comment box below. Ah, time to close this entry out... Nicks a woman.

This title took 5 minutes to make.
July 11 - 1:36 AM

If anyone heard me say, "Hell no, Evil King will never sell out, i am bigger than that. Who the fuck do you...", it went on like that. But sorry to anyone who heard me say that cuz i am selling out. I am now an affliate with T-Shirtking.com. Heres the deal with it. Whenever you click on the T-shirt King link, or logo banner i get a fraction of a cent. If you buy something, i get 15% commission. So, if your gonna buy something there, go to their site through my site. All the money i get will go towards the site and stuff to make the site cool.
While I am on the subject, T-shirt King is pretty fly. I got my Blues Brothers shirt there and they have loads of other music shirts. They got Bob Marley Rasta shirts for Tom, Tupac blowing smoke for the gangstas, and spounge bob square pants for nick. Fag.

Now for no appearent reason, My Favorite Movies
1. Half-Baked
This is by far my favorite movie of all time. It mixes Jim Brewers natural stonedness, the haliriousness of Dave Chapelle and the stinkyness of both Scarface (hes mexican) and the Guy on the Couch (hes homeless). Its funny from the beginning and funny all the way until the end.
Quotes - "Abba zabba, you my only friend," Chapelle
- "Now thats a titty!" Chapelle
- "Gimme a box of condoms, and oh ya, we used to have it all the time back in the day, oh ya, pussy!" Chapelle, again

2. Waynes World
This one is highly scrutinized, people dont think this is very funny, but no. Its halirious. It has ironic 80's humor a hot girl, an engaging plot and Alice Cooper! Yay! Ah...
Quotes - "I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets," Wayne
- "She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine," Wayne
- "If your gonna spew, spew into this." Garth

3. Anchorman
I just saw this the other night and it was halirious. It was really stupid humor but, thats my kinda humor. It was about a hard headed anchorman in San Diego who is told he must be co-anchor, TO A WOMAN! Hes appauled. He also loses his dog through this ordeal and he has a halirious time dealing with his emotions.
Quotes - "I'm in a glass case of emotion!" Ron Burgandy
- "Where'd you get that suit at the... Toliet store?" Weather Guy...
- "Oh its a deep burn, i can barely lift my arm!" Rob Burgandy

4. Super Troopers
Rawdicilously funny the first time not so funny the 15 other times. You bastards know what its about.
Quotes - "Oh shit I got you good for fucker!" Farva - "Mother of God" Ramathorn
- "Chicken Fucker, beeeckkkaaaawwwck!" Farva
- "Roger, holding the spit." Burger Maker Dude
- "Are you saying you lit my country western award on fire?" Stupid Rookie
- "I'm freaking out man!" Stoned Kid
- "You boys like Mexico!?" Mac

5. Happy Gilmore
Its about a shit hockey player turned golfer for the sake of buying his grandmas house back. It turns out hes got a humongous drive and hes kinda good. He makes it onto the tour and somehow wins enough and buys back his grandmas house back, adam sandler style.
Quotes - "Where were you on that one dip-shit," Gilmore - "I didn't brake the rake, i was merely testing its durability and i placed in the woods because i thought it should with its family," Gilmore
- "I was the only one to take his skate off and try to stab somebody," Gilmore
- "Ya, you know what would really draw a crowd a golfer with an arm growing out of his ass." Shooter Magavin

Five of my favorite movies right there. The next five to come soon! Or never! Place your bets today! And dont forget to buy t-shirts at T-Shirtking.com. Its for a good cause, me!

Lynch em good! (Aliens)
July 5 - 6:40 PM

The summer weeks are slow updating wise its true. I actually forgot about this, but i still am loyal. Once school rolls aroung again i will be updating more. I got some business to take care of before we get started here.

Due to the success of retro race 2004 we will be having another retro race next year around the same time. Also, due to the success of retro race 2004 I have an idea for another thing like that. We could play a big baseball game. Dressing up optionial i guess, but the point of this forced organized fun is playing baseball.

Well its the day after the celebration of our nations independence and yesterday I watched on fox, Independence Day. It was all normal fox stuff course. Anyhoo, i've seen it at least 5 times but for those who haven't its about aliens coming billions of light years to blow us to shit dust. Well, they did kinda, they blew up most of the worlds major cities. While all this is developing there are a bunch of mini side stories happening. At the end half the world is dead, societies infastructure is ruined, but all the side stories have a happy ending so i'm all warm inside. Oh ya, they end up defeating the aliens by sending a air plane into the blaster-o-destruction and it blew up the aliens. Yay! Its going to be some nasty clean-up.

So after i saw this i was pretty scared. Scared, yes, scared, haha.

In conclusion, I intend to create a death ray capable of intergalatically capping those alien bitches.