What it takes to be an Evilest?
To become and evilest there are several important things to remember. The first of course, is to never be evil in a way that harms somebody else, whether it be physically or emotionally. This is the first principle that those of the Order of Evilism stand by.
When conducting evil acts, always remember to stick closely to your plan, and be aware of any change in circumstances that could disrupt your deviousness.
Here is a list of several things you should be careful of when conducting evil acts:
Always ensure that you don't tell a do-gooder about your evil act. This may comprise your evilistic event in the highest possible way.
Always remember to laugh evilly at the conclusion of your evil act, a general "muahahahaha" works well, but practice daily.
The evil act should be one that can be shared with another. It is no good committing an evil act if you do not have someone with whom you can laugh about it after.
Remember to continue to laugh at the person on whom you have committed the evil act. Likely they will hate you for it, but you will be following through in the post evilism stages of your evil act.