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~~I'm getting beamed with microwaves~~
(Jebediah Sings)-
The microwaves are beaming to my head
The microwaves they're telling me things
Thhhhhings thiiiiiings thinnnnnnggsss I said!
The Microwaves say come sit under my wings!
(The Microwaves Say)-
We, the microwaves have a mission
Cast away your pyramid hat
Deny us no more and hear our commission!
We of Lord Zargennargen, the tofu cat
And the cosmic order up high
Say build us a giant Spork of crystal
For Lord Zargenargen is neigh!
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(Jebediah Sings)-
No! No! Stop talking to me!
Go away you awful microwaves!
You can't make me!
I'll Jump off the building so high!
(The Microwaves Sings)-~Beam~ ~beam~ come to us the microwaves!
(Jebediah Says)-Ok, Ok, I won't jump! I won't defy!
(Musical Wonders)-bing boing bing boing
(chorus)- The Microwaves! The Microwaves!
Lord Zargenargen draws neigh
The microwaves! The microwaves!
Cast away your pyramid hat
And heed the orders
Of the Cosmic Order
And the mysterious Tofu Cat!
(Jebediah Sings)-
Day and night
I built the crystal Spork so bright
How it glistened from miles away
Like a beacon with the light of day
(Jebediah says)-But now that its done
And all the fun...
I won't be electronically harassed!
For I have built the crystal Spork atlast!
(Musical Wonders)-bing boing bing boing
(chorus)- The Microwaves! The Microwaves!
Lord Zargenargen draws neigh
The Microwaves! The Microwaves!
Cast away your pyramid hat
And heed the orders
Of the Cosmic Order
And the mysterious Tofu Cat!
(Jebediah Sings)-
The microwaves are beaming to my head
The microwaves they're telling me things
Thhhhhings thiiiiiings thinnnnnnggsss I said!
The Microwaves say come sit under my wings!
(Story Teller Bob Says)-
And the Cosmic Order and the Tofu Cat
Saw the beacon of the crystal Spork
Their magic space ship landed so
And an army of rubber duckies spread the four corners
And came the army of Sporks!
Sporks here! Sporks There!
And the duckies of Tofu Cat's bidding!
(Jebediah Sings)- The Microwaves!
(Chorus)-Lord Zargenargen draws neigh!
(Jebediah Yells)-The Microwaves!
(Chorus)-Cast away your pyramid hat!
(Story Teller Bob Cries Out)-Oh the humanity!
(Jebediah and the chorus)-The Microwaves! The Microwaves!
(Jebediah Sings)-The Microwaves are telling me things!
(Story Teller Bob Sings)-Pixie sticks and magic rings!
(Chorus)-Cast away your pyramid hat!
(Story Teller Bob Says)-Join the Order and hail Lord Zargenargen
And the Tofu Cat!
(Jebediah, Story Teller Bob & Chorus Sings)-
The Microwaves they speak to us!
Guiding us to the Crystal Spork!
Lo! Lo! Lord Zargenargen comes!
(Story Teller Bob Sings)-Pixie sticks and magic rings!
(Chorus)-Cast away you pyramid hats!
(Jebediah Yells)-Oh Lord Zeus help me!
I'm getting beamed with microwaves!
[Says] Now that its done
And all the fun...
(chorus solemnly)-
And all the fun that was shall pass
The hour of Lord Zargenargen shall amass
All will be alas! alas!
(Jebediah Sings)- I won't be electronically harassed!
For I have built the crystal Spork atlast!
(Musical Wonders)-bing boing bing boing
- My Mission to Write the Worst Poem Ever
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~~Ode Old Spice~~
Ode to Old Spice!
Yer funner than home cooked rice
Yer at a hot price
OH! Old Spice my ultimate vice
Some say they don't love you
But when they Sniff you-know-who
Not knowing it's grand ol' Old Spice
They think it's oh so sezzy nice
Slathering on Old Spice
One-hundred fold and thrice
Glorious vapors fume
You are better than perfume
I wear you here and there
You permeate the air
You are The ALL
Yer even at the mall
Yer like a dream!
Shampoo, soap, and shaving cream
Nothing can compare
To Old Spice's special flair
Ode to Old Spice!
~~Poopies~~ (An old poem)
I go poopies on the floor
I go poopies on the door
I go poopies on the wall
I go poopies in the hall
I go poopies here and there
I go poopies everywhere
Immaculate poo
glorious doo
Poopies!