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My name is Gary Dickenson. I am 13 years old, and I like SPAM. I have devoted a great amount of time to SPAM, and have joined the official SPAM fan club. WAAAAAAAAY too much time on my hands.
I don't have any pictures of myself at the moment, but this site will be updated eventually. There will be one.
Today is II-II-IV
I am an avid coder. I am writing this in HTML, not the sissy insulated environment that allows you to, "Point and click!" I also like to code in QBasic, a version of Basic that has been around since 1987.
I started coding when I was eight years old, and currently have 5 years under my belt. I learned on a cruddy old XT that I got from my cousin Max. He got it for free at a Boy Scout bake, uh, I mean, yard sale. That's how crappy it is. it is a DOS environment. Here is a link to its official site, which I find very helpful as a reference. It also has some neat games/utilities/tutorials. QBASIC.COM
Here's a parody of Ironman(Black Sabbath. Ozzie. Awesome song) It involves SPAM.
In, 1937;
Hormel started making little bricks of Heaven.
SPAM, is, wonderful;
To eat 100 cans of it, is, my, goal.
It, makes, some people sick;
They say I like it because I'm a country hick.
Heavy, can of tin;
People like it because of the stuff, within.
Nobody likes it;
They pretend that it's dead.
Nobody eats it;
They just turn their heads.
Made, from, waste of pig;
To bury a can of SPAM, you, must, dig.
Hickory, Barbeque;
If you're fat then SPAM, LITE was made, for, you.
Spicy, SPAM is gross;
Made with lots of Tabasco, and compost.
Turkey, SPAM is good;
Made from all the bruthas, from "The Hood."
Thank you all for your current support, and hopefully your ability to stomach such writing.
Today is II-III-V
This is a picture of me and my old neighbor's dog, Spats.
Here is a picture that I thought was funny as crap.
Caution all golfers!
Hope you enjoyed today's installment on my site. This is my third day.
Today is II-IV-V
Please click on this link to go to my QBasic page.My QB page
Hello. Today is April 17, 2005. I have learned how to type somewhat, so I may update more periodically.
I have started up an organization for the euthanization of unwanted toasters. My anonymous friend has been a major factor in this program. If you have a toaster that you don't want, we will take it in and make it welcome. We set them on fire.
We experiment with things such as poptarts and springs. We seriously jack these toasters up. We shoot flaming poptarts out into the stratosphere.