Jessica went to meet her bosses. She pulled up to the crowded clubs. She walked in and found them all waiting there for her.
"Jessie, baby" A tall ugly one said coming towards her.
"Um whats my name again?!" she asked annoyed at him who calls her jessie? thats right NO ONE!
"Jessica" the ugly blonde said.
"Thanks" she said smiling weakly at him.Just looking at all of them made her want to puke. Abs on the other hand...
"So did you get it?" the ugly brown haired one asked.
"what do you think? I dont carry around stacks of papers for my health. Besides It's been proven by me that some ink of printers and whatnot are bad for your health if they are in contact with you for long periods of time." she snapped at them.
"Chill sweetie." THe other *natural* (naturally from a box) blonde said. He wrapped his arm around her.
"Back off she's mine!" the other ugly but not as bad as the other brown headed one said.
"No shes mine!'
"Mine!"
"mine!'
"CHILL OUT!" Jessica screamed. "I have to go so I will see you guys
later have funa nd dont call me unless its an emergency!" She kissed the two
fighting boys on the cheek and left. As she was in her car she said out
lound. "I wonder if i can invent something to clean your lips? Hmm...thats
my next project. Or maybe some sort of gel so if you have to kiss someone
like those two your lips wont be all icky." She sped off to Kat and Britt's
coz they had a surprise for everyone.
AT THE HOUSE
"So what is this surprise?" Abs said as he wrapped his arms around jessica.
"I dunno ask Brittany and Kathryn." she said as she kissed him lightly. Man these two are worse than Brittany and Scott before the incident.
Brittany and Kathryn came into the room with a lap top. "well well well" Brittany said with a mischievous grin on her face.
"You all are here to see the work we have been working on. It's our new job and we hope you like." Kathryn said as she opened the computer up and there was a web page.
"5ive fan fiction?" Scott asked
"Yep" Brittany smiled.
"I dont get it" J said
"Of course you wouldn't" Kathryn mumbled. "We were online and we got this brillant idea."
"Make fun of FanFic that is totally ridiculous" Brittany said.
"yes. Like did you know J that you tend to commit statutory rape in every story almost? Wait all of you do."
"And Rich every girl writes about you being like the best boyfriend or they choose to make you evil and rape your "supposed" cousin?"
"And Scott and Abs you hook up with 15 yr olds and go out with their pregnant 18 yr old sisters?"
"And sean, you always dissapear with a young lady and dont show up alot because how shal we put this you are um........playing some rugby"
All of the guys looked confused. They didnt seem to believe it.
"15 yr olds? were they cute?" Scott asked. Brittany smacked him upside the head before J.
"you dont see their faces retard" she told him. Scott gave her puppy dog eyes and they soon decided to go "Shopping" and left with a quickness.
"Abs and I are going for a walk" Jessica said as she and Abs walked out the door.
"Great just what i need to be stuck here with these guys" Kathryn thought. "Now maybe if it was just me and J..."
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