"My fault?! How is any of this my fault? This is all your fault!" Evy protested to her friend Morgan. "If it's anyone's fault its your fault!"
"Pshaw! Whatever! YOU were the one who said you had a job for us over here. But NO look we don't!" Morgan screamed back. The two were at some restaurant eating. And their screaming was attracting some attention.
"YOU were the one who screwed up the job interview." Evy screamed right back
"Yeah well if you hadn't said that lame line and made me squirt milk through my nose-"
"Excuse me? Are these seats taken?" Evy and Morgan looked up angry that they were interrupted. But they saw one great looking guy and one not so great looking so they didn't mind too much. Now remember they're in Europe where people just go and sit with eachother even if they don't know them.
"No." Morgan said, "Now back to the argument. You made me laugh." The guys sat down and looked at the two girls. They assumed the two were friends, but by the way they were arguing. (This sounds familiar, I think this is almost the same way I opened my last newsie story�huh?)
"Do you two do this often?" One of the guys asked. He had an eyebrow ring and one heck of a body.
"What argue in public?" Morgan retorted, "All the time. It's what we live for so we can have strange guys like you two come and try to pick us up."
"Morgan shutup!" Evy yelled at her, "they were just trying to be polite." Morgan just shot her a look then took a huge bite of the sandwich she was eating. "Sorry Morgan can be so rude sometimes." Evy explained to the two guys. They both just looked at her and nodded their heads.
"So anyways, I'm J and this is Ritchie." The one with the eyebrow ring introduced himself.
"I'm Evy and the one stuffing her face is Morgan." Evy introduced the two of them.
"Well excuse me if I'm hungry." Morgan defended herself, "Unlike some people I'm not anorexic."
"Shut up stupid! I'm not anorexic. I just have a small stomach." Evy shot back. This set the two off again arguing. The boys just looked at eachother and when the waitress came ordered what they wanted to eat.
"So what brings you two to England?" J asked trying to calm the two down.
"Well Evy here says she has a job lined up for us here, but NOOOO it doesn't happen. So now we are stuck in England with no job, no money, no where to live and we're stuck!" Morgan exclaimed.
"I did have a job for us, but you screwed it up!" Evy yelled back at Morgan. J and Ritchie looked at eachother. They liked to save young girls who were stuck in England by letting them live at their houses and then hooking them up with jobs. But you know those girls always ended up being great singers and just happen to let the guys hear them singing one day and he thinks she's wonderful and she ends up a famous pop star too. Very heartbreaking if you ask me.
So anyways back to the story� "Well if you two want," J began, "we have somewhere you can stay and can hook you up with a job maybe." Now it was Evy and Morgan's turn to look at eachother. Hmm, what would you do if you were in this position? One extremely hot guy giving you a job and one weirdo just sitting there staring at you.
"Sure, we'd like that a lot." Morgan answered for the two of them.
"You're both really pretty." Ritchie suddenly blurted out. Morgan and Evy looked at eachother with faces that said, 'what a psycho!'.
"Shut up." Evy told him. But I don't think he got the message because he then started to tell Morgan how soft her hair looked.
"I told you to shut up!" Evy yelled at Ritchie before she pushed him out of his chair. (Hmm, this is beginning to sound like Davy in my newsie stories. Hmm, now all we need is a les and a dumb sarah. Remember how we always beat up Dave and then he'd run off to denton and be the shame of the newsies because a girl beat him up. Ahh, the good old newsie days�)
Ritchie got up rubbing his head. They chatted a little bit more before they were all ready to leave. Ritchie kept trying to hit on both girls with lines like "You're lips look a little wrinkled, mind if I press them?" and other stupid pick up lines that don't work. By the end of lunch both Morgan and Evy were ready to kill him.
(JAGE! I just thought of something, we need a Spot Conlon character. I decided Sean can be like boots because boots is just cool and so is sean, and like abs and Scott are like kid Blink and Mush and Race all rolled into one but yeah, maybe n'sync can be like the delancey's or something. We'll just have to wait and see�nope I decided, n'sync is not cool enough to play the delancey's, now all we need is someone for spot�oh and a bridge to symbolize the Brooklyn Bridge, we gotta stick that in there somewhere�oh and have fun at camp sucker!!!!)
Alright, back to the story once again. Sorry about that, if you're confused as to who all these people are email us and ask, we'll be more than happy to explain the wonderful world of newsies to anyone willing to listen. Now we're really going to go back to the story�
"Well are you two ready to go?" J asked them after he had finished picking up the bill. What a nice guy, he had decided to pay for the girls lunch too. Just like Jacky-boy.
"Yeah I guess so." Morgan told him. Evy meanwhile was trying to hide so Ritchie couldn't look at her. So the four set off towards the underground to go to the guys' place.
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