"Excuse me?" J asked their publicist Janie in disbelief. "Please clarify what you just said."
Janie nervously twirled her hair. She always did that when she was nervous. Which happened a lot with the guys from Five. They were so cute, and she just couldn't help herself. Once again she explained what was going to happen. "The television show decided to have a celebrity edition and asked if one of you lads would be willing to be on it. And since you're the only one not currently seeing anyone, we chose you J."
The other guys couldn't control themselves. They all began laughing hysterically. It was too much, J on a dating game show.
"I can't belive this," J muttered to himself as he got ready for his "date". "This is complete crap. Complete!" The rest of the guys had finally convinced J to do this after much, um, debate.
First there was the playstation challenge. Abs and J competed against eachother in Gran Tourismo 3. They were pretty evenly matched but in the end Abs' many long hours of playing and dedication kicked in. He finally won. Oh but J would not accept defeat quietly. He then challenged Scott to a pie eating contest. Bad move. Not only did Scott when by a LOT, J also became sick because of it due in part to the "extra" ingredients Abs and Sean had added to his pies.
J then challenged Sean to a silence contest, meaning whoever stayed silent the longest won. But as we all know Sean is the champion of being quiet. Come on that boy never talks unless it's about "rugby" league. So when a good looking girl appeared on tv J couldn't help himself and made a rude remark about her. But he had yet to challenge Ritchie.
It started out simple enough, an arm wrestling match. J would have won, but at the last moment Scott distracted him and Ritchie seized the opportunity. In his outrage J picked up the Smash Hits Award plate and threw it at Scott discus style. Scott ducked and barely missed getting hit with that huge plate. But it did go into the TV ruining it. Well that got Abs started. He jumped on J and the two wrestled into the fish tank. Fish went flying everywhere! Which started Ritchie off because those were his favorite fish. Well he meant to jump on J and Abs but his aim was off and he landed on top of Scott. And well, Sean, Sean joined in on the fight because who can resist a good brawl? In the end, all five guys were breathless with bruises and cuts everywhere. It was not a pretty picture. But J was forced into this date thing.
And now the fateful night had come. He hadn't been given a name, just a hotel and room number, privacy issues and that sort of thing. The doorbell rang. J opened the door and there stood the rest of Five.
"What do you want?" Abs told him they were there to wish him well. J told them they could shove it and slammed the door in their faces. Just a few minutes later the doorbell rang again. "I though I told you to get lost!" J yelled as he opened the door. But it wasn't his friends, it was the camera crew.
"Hi, Mr.Brown. We're the camera crew from Blind Date. Are you ready to go?"
"I'd rather wear as much lip gloss as Ritch," J mumbled as he grabbed his jacket and walked out the door.
They drove to the hotel. J still couldn't believe he had lost. He rode up the lift to his "date's" floor. He knew nothing about her. He found room 555 (HAHAHAHAA! sorry couldn't help myself) and knocked. After the door opened he stood there in disbelief. He couldn't believe this was happening to him.