The Baby Factory What is the baby factory? The women involved in this project will greatly heighten the quality of life for their clients by having babies for them-in exchange for lots of money, of course. Clients may place orders early in Spring, and continue their boring mundane lives as they await the birth of their child. Each baby is custom-conceived, with two gender options and several racial backgrounds and combinations to choose from. All employees of the Baby Factory are guaranteed alcohol/smoke/drug-free.
Why should I purchase a baby?
Couples who decide to buy their children from the Baby Factory will pity their pregnant friends. Girls should not put up with the hormonal crap, pain, and likelihood of getting hemorrhoids. Guys should not suffer through nine months of bitching and watching his girl let herself go all because of a baby.
We're hiring!
Single women ages 18-35 should consider applying to the Baby Factory. Here you will find the opportunity to mate with a variety of men, with no strings attached. You will enjoy playing with the babies you produce while they are small and cute. Once they start getting bigger and stinkier, off they go to the parents who paid for them. Then you get another man. The Baby Factory is sure to inspire a sense of purpose in your life. Saving other women from the foul business of pregnancy is quite a service to society. And you get paid, um..a lot..yeah.
In December, we also offer collectible novelty babies that have unique features such as purple eyes or extra feet. They make great holiday gifts, much more appealing than the nasty old fruitcake you received last year and are planning to pass back to the giver this year.
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