when fish invade u must warn people by shoving penguins under their noses
when a army of penguins attack you must remeber to hold on to the legs of a chicken and fly over the army of penguins
When people say "that will happen when pigs fly" well have they ever thrown a pig off a building to see if it would fly?
Paul
When a calvery of cows start a siege on your chicken stronghold you must pretend to be a duck
Bush.=shrub Gore=thing a bull does
The religion book says cult's are wrong, however it didn't define what a "cult" is. For all we know Christinaity is a "cult"
Is it are fault that teachers cant teach us enough in 6 hours? Why do they punish us with homework?
The people decide how to make spellings and pernuciations. Then it shouldn't be wrong if we spell something wrong.
The Sumpreme Court decides if stuff is fair or not. That is good in theory. Did anyone notice that the court is appointed by the other two branches of government?
It was said that "slaves had as much rights as a horse" well slaves have rights and are freed, what about horses?
We fight for other races and stuff and then bragg about how we led blacks to equal rights….Didn't we forget about Indians? I guess the government lucked out they had no video cameras back then
We prasie ourselves for free countries, fighting for freedom, and other patrioc stufff all the while killing thousands of people
Isn't it funny that no "remembers" the bloody side of days such as Friday the 13…that superstion was started when thousands of Knights Templar were burned to the stake on order of the pope; or the holidays we get for winning wars where millions of people fought and died on both sides; valentines day is celebrating a person who got beaten to death Will you be my valentine?