to the tune of "born to be wild"

Get your pony running

Headin' out to Bag End

Lookin' for old Bilbo

Read that old book he's penned.

Yeah, Hobbits, gonna make it happen

Take a trip down to Michel Delving

Gotta check out the Smials and

See the Westfarthing

I like smoking pipeweed

Heavy meals o'mushrooms!

Eatin' second breakfast

Round windows in all rooms

Yeah, Hobbits, gonna make it happen

Goin' down to the Green Dragon

Hopin' the barkeeper there will

Fill up our flagons

Like a true Hobbit's child

We were born, born to be Shire

We don't build so high

I never want to die

Born to be Shire

Born to be Shire

Get your legs a movin'

Goin' to see the Maggots!

Lives out in the Marish.

He's got mushrooms, corn and carrots!

Yeah, hobbits, gonna make it happen

Lay the table with lots to eat

Smoke a pipe or two after lunch

Then go comb our feet.

Like a true Hobbit's child

We were born, born to be Shire

We don't build too high

I never want to die

Born to be Shire

Born to be Shire