Sumner's Quotes

Qui-Gon: Concentrate on my pants. Feel, dont think.

Qui-Gon: There is something else behind my pants, your highness.

Qui-Gon: I have encountered a vergance in my pants.

Queen Amidala: Senator, these are your pants. I feel I must return to mine.

Anakin: It wasnt my fault, really. Sebulba flashed me with his pants!

Anakin: You mean I get to come with you in your pants?!

Shmi: Im so proud of you Annie. You have brought pants to those who have none!

Chancellor Palpatine: And you, young Skywalker. We will watch your pants with great interest.

Darth Maul: At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi!

Qui-Gon: If we lose, you keep my pants.

Qui-Gon: Your gods demand that his pants belong to me now.

Captain Panaka: Her highness commands that you take her pants with you.

Yoda: See through your pants, we can.

Qui-Gon: Your pants determine your reality.

Lando Calrissian: "We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down!"

Han Solo: "The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts."

Darth Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing..."

Admiral Motti: "These pants contain the Ultimate Power in the Universe. I suggest we use it."

Imperial Mook: "TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?"

Han Solo: "Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants."

Darth Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pants!"

Darth Vader/ Anakin Skywalker: "Luke... Help me... take my pants off..."

Han Solo: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."

"Well goddamn, maybe you believe in a world of lollypops and elves, but open your eyes and see the fucking shit."

"Power unused is power unwanted."

"I'm not crazy, I'm an airplane."

"Avoiding dishonor is hard, keeping honor is harder."

"SUMNER, STOP SHOOTING THE CANDLE!!"

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

        And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger.

        And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"

        And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

        And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.

        And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate syrup, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt.

        And man and woman gained pounds.

        And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

        And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert. And woman gained pounds.

        And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."

        And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

        And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.

        And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds.

        And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

      And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

        And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.

        And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

        And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery...

        And Satan created HMOs.