The story of sean calvin and paul
One day Sean calvin and paul found themselves on a cliff. (sean thought it would be funny to make calvin hike up the mountain) This day happened to be a Tuesday which is calvins day to beat up paul. So logically calvin throws Alex's shoe off the side. Paul looks at the flying shoe and does not see calvin sneak up behind him and push him off the cliff. Clavin stands on the edge of the cliff to watch paul faall. Meanwhile sean is laughing very hardly and drops the hot dog bun off the cliff.(the hot dog bu was in his hand for no logical reason at all) Calvin mistakes the hot dog bun as a butterfly* and trys to catch it**. Clavin falls off the cliff. Paul lands on the ground with nothing to break his fall( which explains a lot) calvin caught his 'butterfly' and landed on sumner. (sumner had been lying flat on the ground***) calvin hit his head on a rock however and had a speacial liquid inplanted into his skull to keep him fom getting hurt. Again sean found this very funny and jumed down and used calvin and sumner as a trampline.
*why clavin thought a hot dog bun was a butterfly………well it’s a very sick world
**why calvin would want to catch a butterfly…….calvin has secret plans to train it and sell it to the Russians
***why was sumner lying on the ground…….well sumner is sorta smart so he thought that lying on the ground would cure the world
Clavin Doug Jack and a really rich guy
Me doug and calvin decide we need money. So doug calls a rich guy and asks for a blue print of his house. We study the map and make a plan. We then call ahead and make sure the rich guy does not have to work late that day ….then ask to be pencled in around 1:30 to take his money. We also asked if she would put a stop sign near any lasers. We use clavins shoes and soup spoons to tunnel through the first door. We then use the stainless steal spoons in dougs swissarmy knife* to take out the first pair of gaurds. We see the other door…and use calvins head** to use as a battering ram. We then enter a series of unlocked doors and lasers. We then use a stop sign that is beside us. We throw the stop sign into the middle of the hallway then run in the same direction. The lasers all shoot the stop sign and we made it to the safe. We opened the safe by pressing the butterfly*** onto the safe and lean against it. The safe opened up and we found money and credit card numbers. We then snuck away to our 787 carrier that was waiting for us outside. We then boarded it and headed for some great body of water somewhere. Once at the body of water we went waking boarding with the boat that was in it. However the boat was out of gas so clavin (in the carrier) pulled doug(in the boat) which pulled me on th wake board.
If u want to do this always remember:
To bring calvin,shoes,spoons,soup spoons,cheese,a plane,boat,wake board,rope(to use for skieing),and call ahead to make sure the person is not busy.
*dougs knife has:an Ak, an atomic bomb launcher, a electric saw that’s on fire,rope,andspoons
**Clavin's head is best used for a ram because of the liquid inplant(as shown above)
***once calvin realized it was a hot dog bun he trained it to pick locks
HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
By Jack
This plan starts out at the movie place, Century 20 in Daly City. You know the big fountain filled with water, it has the Century Plaza sign. STEP 1:get plaza sign
We first light spencer(a spencer from a different school) on fire, that way he wont get cold. We then lay him horizontal on the water. (he wont get cold cause he was recently on fire) Doug then walks on Spencer to the sign. He takes out his swiss army knife* and with the electric chain saw that’s on fire he will cut the sign off.
STEP 2: crossing the road
We then cut two lamp posts off. They will be used for ladders. We lay the lamp posts down near the sidewalk. Spencer (who cooled off in the water) will guard them, while Doug and I steal two traffic cones***. Then doug uses his spoons on his swiss army knife* to take out a guy sitting in a pick-up truck who happens to be right there**. We put the lamp posts in the back of the truck. I will set the cones near the side walk thing in the middle of the street. Doug and spencer drive through the street not worrying about the cars. They run over the cones as they pass to the other side of the road. The flattened cones will be used as a diversion.
STEP 3: making it happen
We then must call the police to witness the disator we will create. However they do not notice us because of the two flattened cones in the middle of the road. Meanwhile Doug, me, and Spencer are across the road from Centrey 20 under the BART thing. We use the rope in Doug's swiss army knife* to tie rungs(or for u not so smart kids "steps") between the two lamp posts. Doug and spencer climb up our recently made ladder. They wait for when bart comes and then they throw the Century plaza sign onto the tracks. The BART train crashes. I then set the ladder on fire with my lighter**** and push over the ladder. At this time the police look up from there busy "work"(and that might have something to do with my "persasive" friend Benjamin Franklin) and see Bart has crashed and the burning lamp posts. They think it BARt has betrayed us and is trying to kill us. However Bart failed in its "attempt" to kill Doug and Spencer. The world finds this a disastor that the BART, muni , and all buses are rebellion against us. THE WAR BEGINS.
STEP 4:taking the world
While the rest of the world is at war with Muni we hide out. We lay low and steal weapons we need for Jack's army*****. When the rest of the world is tired we STRIKE and easily overcome the weakened forces….THE WORLD IS OURS-cough-mine-sneeze-clear through-all mine.
*U should already know this
**u have to call ahead and ask him to be there
***u should get this by now…u put the cones there,,,duh
****I have a lighter,yes a regular one…or so u think
*****Jack's army:ramon,doug,sumner, robert,spenser, spencer(both), Hans, Penguins, Japenese hamsters, flying and flaming chickens.
A poem to Mike O
Mike-o Mike-O famous baller playa
Mike-o Mike-O has a way with the female playas
Mike-o Mike-O is not an extremly skinny or ugly playa
Mike-o Mike-O they say hes a pretty decent playa
Mik-o Mike-O if u are so "cool" then where is ur girl firend? PLAYA
Due to recent news the new poem to Mike O
Mikeey mikey wats up wit u
Mikey Mikey wats wrong wit u
Mikey Mikey IS A SHOW OFF
"my names mikey I play basketball, baseball, soccer, football, am on honors, and get all the girls"
Mikey Mikey whatch your back I am coming for you.
Mike's ghetto lingo Yo
Bust out the schedule yo-
term addressed to me(jack) to get out the schedule for who is saying the flagGarfield- term used to describe Pat
Fo Shizzle Dizzle- pharse for that’s cool
Fatty- term Mike and Paul use to describe a dork or when u do something bad
Idiot- self explanatory
All right I need help-what is that weird lady(or Man) talking about
Da**-term for ur fine
Da**-term for ur ugly
Da**-I am hurt(injured)
Da**-I didn't study
Da**-hes gonna kill me