Beast Sean Lines

This page is for the best lines I have heard Sean say or people around Sean have said

 

Sean and I were camping at Big Sur. We had got our shoes soaked when we crossed the big Sur river in an attempt to reach the other side. We were sitting in front of the campfire with our shoes right next to the fire

 

Sean: Hey my shoes smoking! Smells lke burning rubber.

Sean lets his shoe cool off then puts it right back to where it was.

 

 

Sean was sitting next to Melissa B. One day Melissa brings in Natile Portman (however you spell it) pictures for Sean. Sean looks at them and gives them back saying:

 

Sean: Why do I want these? She has her clothes on. I donít want pictures of girls with their clothes on!

 

Sean and I were swinging at a playground at Big Sur campsite. We saw one kid fall down and start crying. The boy got mad at his older sister for  making him fall down. They started arguing.

 

Sister: Youíre a big baby.

 

Brother: No Iím not! You cried when you got hit with a soccer ball

 

Sister: No I didnít!

 

Brother: Thatís cause you were unconscience!

At this time Sean and I were laughing pretty hard. The sister tells the brother ìThere not laughing with you Cody; There laughing at you.î Their argument continued for a while, then they reached another funny part for me and Sean.

 

Sister: You cried all the way home when you got your braces

 

Brother: No I didnít!

 

Sister: Yes you did. Remember when we got in the car you started crying.

 

Brother: Thatís cause the glue hurt!

 

This next line happened when Sean was on the A-team for basketball. We were playing a game and were losing. Sean tells the team and the coaches:

 

Sean: Coach were getting smoked!

You had to be here to really get the line. All faces turned to Sean in the look of ìWell were not stupid!î then someone finally said: ìThanks Sean, I didnít realize that.î

 

One day when my cousins came over, they used my screen name to talk on AIM. They started talking to my friends. They ran across such friends as Mike T, Terry(year older than us), Calvin( wich ended up in a funny argument) and of course our friend Sean. Sean had, as his icon, a Mexican flag which at the bottom said Mexican Pride. My cousins have seen Sean before and new him (they remembered him  because they used to say he resembled Instein) I also assured them he was not Mexican. Well of course this turned into quite a funny questioning.

 

Cousin: So your Mexican. Do you speak Spanish? This was a joke

 

Sean: a little

 

Cousin: Hola

 

Sean: Thatís Hawian dumba$$!

For those who didnít catch on Hola is Spanish Aloha is hawian. I learned many things from when my cousin talked to people online. Like when they talked to Mike T they used some words Mike had to look up in a dictionary. We learned that day that a Lama is a buddist monk. Now I have a comeback phrase to Yo moma, Yo a Lama!

 

One time Me, Sean, and Doug went to a baseball game. We had bought some hot dogs to eat for lunch.

 

Doug: I am going to get some condiments for my hot dog.

Of course Sean doesnít hear this correctly

 

Sean: Your getting a condom for your hot dog!

 

Sean and I were playing for a basketball team called the Panthers. Sean missed the first few games. So when we go there:

 

Sean: Whats in there?

 

Me: Oh thatís where the cheerleaders warm up and stuff

 

Sean: Where there are cheerleaders there is Sean!

 

Sean and I were playing basketball at big sur. I scored off sean.

 

Sean: Dude thatís so Jewish.

 

This had nothing to do with basketball at all.

 

OTHER LINES

This is for other peoples lines that were funning.

 

We had to move a goal post at soccer one day. This was for the glensa. While we were moving it the post breaks. Well it wasnít actually broken just not correctly attached. We didnít know this.

 

Player: Oh shit! Kevin is gonna rape us!

 

This one is for Paul. We were walking down to the field,this is when I had long hair, and paul says to me:

 

Paul: Jack, you look Jewish.

 

We were at Glens practice and the coach Kevun was talking to this guys and was saying it was supposed to rain. However he did this in his native Liverpool way:

 

Kevin: Its gonna piss down on us tomorrow.

 

Kevin talks to us about religion

 

Kevin: So are you all Chatolics here?

 

Soccer player: No Iím Athiest

 

Kevin: There aint no such thing as atheist man. When your in a jet thousand  of mile abouve ground and u hit air turbualnce the first thing ur gonna say is ìOh my God.î