Aren't you standing on my bathroom?

What is so wrong with running around in underware, "superheroes" do it?(the term superheroes does not include spiderman or daredevil or the X-men or any Marvel person)

THESE ARE FROM ANGELA

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

* Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

* How can a person be "pretty ugly?"

* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

* If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

* If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

* If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro' then congress must be the opposite of progress.

* If it's true that the left side of the brain controls the right half of the body, then does that mean that only left-handers are in their right minds?

* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?

* If someone with multiple personalities threatens to comit suicide, is that a hostage situation?

* If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

* If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

* If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

* If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

* Is it possible to be totally partial?

* Is it still called fishing if you don't catch anything?

* Is there a horseful carriage or a strapful gown?

* Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

* What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

* What do you pack styrofoam in?

* What if there were no hypothetical situations?

* What is a sung hero or requited love?

* What is combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?

* What's another word for thesaurus?

* Why are the stars are out and visible but the lights are out and they are invisible?

* Where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?

* Why are Sweetmeats candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat?

* Why can we say the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

* Why can you can make amends but can't make one amend?

* Why can you comb through annals of history but can't comb a single annal?

* Why do cowboys wear two spurs, if one side of the horse goes doesn't the other?

* Why do noses run and feet smell?

* Why do only adults have problems with childproof bottles?

* Why do people go on vacation and write back to others saying 'Wish you were here', you don't wish these people were here, these people are the reason you're taking a vacation!

* Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

* Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?

* Why do they call it a Guinea Pig when it is not from Guinea nor is it a pig?

* Why do they call them English Muffins when they weren't invented in England?

* Why do they call them French Fries when they weren't invented in France?

* Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

* Why do we call it a building when it's already built?

* Why do we call them apartments when they're all stuck together?

* Why do we fill in a form by filling it out?

* Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

* Why do we ship by truck and send cargo or a truck by ship?

* Why do we teach our children not to play in the street, but we sell ice cream from a moving truck?

* Why do you call it a TV set when you only get one?

* Why does a house burn up as it burns down?

* Why does everybody want to go to Heaven when nobody wants to die?

* Why does your car run better after being washed?

* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

* Why is it called quicksand when it is slow?

* Why does an alarm clock go off by going on?

* Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?

* Why is the word abbreviation so long?