| ThIS SITE IS Dedicated TO.... |
| They may be called the palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three(or ten minutes into the film) to rush the hero at one time and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they wanted to. |
| to Peter JAckson(if you don't know who he is I am very dissapointed)And J.R.R Tolkien(prize to the one who says what the J.R.R stands for in the Forum) |
| Geocities |
| The penguins, fishsticks |
| To the members of my army |
| To the master admiral Jack |
| Terry Pratchett |
| swiss cheese, an apple, and Paul |
| Lt. Commandert Sumner, Prime Minister Douglass, Serect Agent Corporal Mogol banana Ramon |
| Mr. Teatime, The Wizards of the unseen University, and The Night Watch |
| The Ataris, The Strokes, Puddle Of Mud, Tom Petty, Midnight Oil,The Ramones, and Asleep at the wheel |
| Davy Crockett, The Last of the Mohicians, And those who died at the Alamo |