CONSPIRACYS
If you can read this you don't need glasses
ST. FINNBAR
People, the soccer team is the co-champions. St. Finnbar was scared that they were going to lose so they used cats(who are evil sourcerers) to make it rain. Cyo "couldn't" re-schedule the game.
Zip Lock tuperware
The new tupperware has a one click system. Seems helpful. HOWEVER IT IS NOT. It is a trap. The new tupperware has the same desing on the top. They are the same as the old kind…except they are a little smaller. Be warned it is a conspiracy to make life harder…..communists…..