So while we were at Six Flags, there were these two empty boxes
just sitting there.
You may remember them from earlier.
John was in one of them.
But other than that.. they were absolutely, completely, empty.
However, when you tell people this.. they refuse to believe you.
So when they looked deep into the blackness that is my soul...
This woman shat her pants.
This kid offered me "the drugs."
This man wanted to have "the sex" with me.
Because I only attract boy-hungry pedophiles.
And...
...oh... well.
How you doin'?
Yeah.
That's right.
She wanted me.
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