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Ian - Made in England says:
what a coinkidink
Shauna * I put the liar in familiar* says:
lol! what do ya mean?
Ian - Made in England says:
I was looking on Amazon for ages and decided to look see if you were online, and you weren't, but 2 seconds later, you came online
Shauna - Made in Maryland *i copied you kinda Ian* lol says:
what luck!
Shauna - Made in Maryland *i copied you kinda Ian* lol says:
lol
Shauna - Made in Maryland *i copied you kinda Ian* lol says:
how are you?
Ian - Made in England says:
Not bad not bad...  just trying to get hold of some books so I can read hebrew and arabic.  Nice sn btw..  looks farmiliar
Shauna - Made in Maryland *i copied you kinda Ian* lol says:
lol! i was running out of creative thoughts i guess 
Ian - Made in England says:
lol
Ian - Made in England says:
so how's shauna at this fine hour of 5pm
Ian - Made in England says:
or 5:30
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
5:30 and i'm quiet lovely
Ian - Made in England says:
yes you are
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
aww thank you
Ian - Made in England says:
You still at your uber awesome cousins?
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
i sure am lol! i most likely going home tomorrow
Ian - Made in England says:
Awww  shucks...
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
what?
Ian - Made in England says:
going home
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
ooo thats a bad thing? i wish i could go home to you
Ian - Made in England says:
ha ha ha...  your just saying that
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
nooo i'm not
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
i love your sexy body and uber awesome personality
Ian - Made in England says:
well in that case, you know where I live 
Ian - Made in England says:
*puts his hand in yours*
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
*slaps your sweet behind*
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
meowrr
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
take me now
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
!!!
Ian - Made in England says:
Dont make me think like that! Or the monkey will get a spanking
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
I wish i could spank it for you
Ian - Made in England says:
So....  do...  I
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
Me more
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
lol
Ian - Made in England says:
*blocks it out of his mind to stop himself getting over horny*

La la la la laaa
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
lmao! you can't block me out!
Ian - Made in England says:
I know 

And its driving me nuts
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
awww... i like your nuts
Ian - Made in England says:
Yeah..  now my hand is shaking, cos I want sex.

So stop it...  pleeeeaaaaase
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
lol! i can't, i want your sexy body that much
Ian - Made in England says:
does your cousin know we're crazy?
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
yeah i bet she does! lol! but shes just as crazy
Ian - Made in England says:
Yeah, but is she talking about traveling 1000's of miles because of lust and cuteness?
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
She doesn't talk to anyone as worthy to make the trip as you
Ian - Made in England says:
LMAO!  Then I count my blessings that I am thought to highly of *bows deeply*
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
lol! while your down there...
Ian - Made in England says:
*pulls down shaunas jeans, lays her down, and gently kisses inside her thigh*

NO..  MUST NOT DO IT!
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
keep going don't stop!
Ian - Made in England says:
MUST......   STOP!
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
okay  i guess i'll just have to "take a shower" later
Ian - Made in England says:
I can't..  I mustn't...

Plus I dont want to get into it and get a boner while the parents are in the room
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
okay okay, i'll behave... *cough* sooo hows the... weather
Ian - Made in England says:
cold and wet...  you?
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
warm and moist
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
*wink*
Ian - Made in England says:
*crosses legs*
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
opps i mean
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
errr... dark and cold?
Ian - Made in England says:
phew..  thats better...  cold..  must think cold thoughts...

cold weather.. cold warm weather..  warm moist places...

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
lmao! control yourself! *smack*
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
lol! think of old wrinkley people
Ian - Made in England says:
THANKYOU
Ian - Made in England says:
That reminds me
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
of?
Ian - Made in England says:
The other day, when the delivery of magazines came, there was a single pornomag mixed in....
Ian - Made in England says:
Only it was full of 60+ women
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
EWWW
Ian - Made in England says:
and I looked through it to make everyone sick.
Ian - Made in England says:
and everyone was sick,
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
thats so icky
Ian - Made in England says:
And they couldn't understand how I was looking....
Ian - Made in England says:
then I explained......     "I've got the internet"
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
*gasp* that could be taken as an insult to me
Ian - Made in England says:
Are you kidding?

You know that Onimuka Ta Sho, or whatever her name is, that had a birthday at Nemesis?

She was a slut of the internet. She had e-sex with cheese, ryan, proph, snake, and a few others. And she used to talk to me, and then for some reason she tried to pretend I did it too.
Ian - Made in England says:
If I considered you that way, I wouldn't be talking to you
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
awww thanks! when i first joined people kept asking me if i was that girl! i feel so dirty now
Ian - Made in England says:
Yeah, she changed her name a few times, but it always came out that she was the infamous VLG (her original name was Vegeta Lover Gurl)
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
i might flirt alot but i don't e-sex everyone 
Ian - Made in England says:
everyone?

or anyone?
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
anyone! lol
Ian - Made in England says:
LOL..  you sure?

Nows the time to tell me
Shauna  *put your hand in mine, and i'll slap your sweet behind* says:
i'm positive ish
Ian - Made in England says:
LMAO!!!!!!

Ish...
Ian - Made in England says:
Well I'll tell you now, I have done it
Ian - Made in England says:
But it was one of the first times I went on the internet, and I went on a chat room, and was messing about and this woman ho said she was 26 (I was 17) started going at it, and later she freaked me out when she came with that she had been raped by her neighbours dog, and she was drunk, and her mates let it happen
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
LMAO! 
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
ahahah
Ian - Made in England says:
Yeah...  so you can imagine, i really wanted to do it again.
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lol! i never did it with someone from a chat room i scare them away if they get to fresh
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
usually saying i'm a 97 year old dutch woman works
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lol
Ian - Made in England says:
LMAO!
I remember this guy on the chat rooms called "flubble"
He was like Dark Phoenix in the way he acted. And then there were about 20 VLGs
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lmao! chat rooms annoy the poo out of me, all everybody wants is to cyber. i like going in to other country chat rooms and making fun of their countries when i'm borded, espically the Canada room
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lol
Ian - Made in England says:
where can I do this?
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
msn or aol does it, i don't remeber. i used to go into the aol UK chat rooms to meet nice guys
Ian - Made in England says:
You got a thing for brits then?
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
i do. lol! espically the Harlow area ones
Ian - Made in England says:
LOL...  gooooooood
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lol! *pinches cheeks*
Ian - Made in England says:
*pinches other cheeks*
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lol! your the only person online on my buddy list
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
and i pick my names based on who i'm talking too
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
well, usually
Ian - Made in England says:
LOL  but a lot of your names have something to do with me
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lol! its cause your my favorite *shhh* don't tell anyone
Ian - Made in England says:
I wont... 
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lol! good bye *pats head*
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
*boy
Ian - Made in England says:
WHAT!?!
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lol not bye
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
wooo my bad
Ian - Made in England says:
*gasp*
Ian - Made in England says:
nearly had a stroke
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
lmao!
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
i'm sorry
Ian - Made in England says:
its ok...  my left arm is just tingling a little
Shauna  *every little thing that you do, baby i'm amazed by you* says:
awww! don't say that! i'll call 9-1-1 
Ian - Made in England says:
And they'll call 9-9-9
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
is that your guys emergancy number?
Ian - Made in England says:
Yeppers
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
Well! maybe i should call that one first
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
gah, i wanna have sex with you soooo bad... *sigh*
Ian - Made in England says:
I don't think it would work. But apparently (and this is only apparently) the emergency............

Thats how far I got before I started getting aroused..
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
i've been aroused this whole time talking to you... except the bit about the old people porn mag... 
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol
Ian - Made in England says:
Well, what I meant was..  visibly aroused
Ian - Made in England says:
so i'm lucky I have a slidey out draw with the keyboard on it to hide my shame LOL
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
too bad it has to go to waste
Ian - Made in England says:
Sorry for the wait *is trying to control himself*
God I want to fuck you...  slow, fast, soft and hard, every which way
Ian - Made in England says:
And now I'm waiting for my bro to go to bed, so I'm on my own and can relieve the pressure in my pants
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
damn it, thats my job
Ian - Made in England says:
Oh no..  I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you..  I just need to unzip everything to  relieve the pressure
Ian - Made in England says:
It gets a little tight downthere at times like this
Ian - Made in England says:
SOOOOooooo

how you doin?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
good in a horny sort of way u?
Ian - Made in England says:
same...  very much the same.
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
gah, you seem sooo close yet your sooo far away. life is cruel
Ian - Made in England says:
Tell me about it....

I feel like I could easily just be with you for hours on end, and not say a word, and just be there with you.

But then I like my fun too....
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
awww... thats how i feel too. it's weird how i can talk to you nonstop when i get bored talking to most of my friends that i know in the real world after a little while
Ian - Made in England says:
I find there are very few people I know that dont annoy the crap outta me if I talk to them for any length of time.

I think maybe 2 or three of them irl are people I can just keep talking to.
And I like looking forward to seeing you online....  and I get disappointed when your not..  or when you have to go.
Ian - Made in England says:
sappy or what?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
noo! i do that too! i get all happy when you sign in or email me! and i usually don't bother sticking around long online if you not
Ian - Made in England says:
LMAO!  Thats exatly what I do. Probably why we dont catch eachother that often
Ian - Made in England says:
If you're not on, I more or less log straight off
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
loL! that could cause  a problem! i try to stay on for awhile so at least that kinda raises our chances of being on at the same time
Ian - Made in England says:
Well normally, I also realise what the time is, and your 7 hours behind, so at 1pm over here..  I think its unlikely you'll beup at 6am, so i log off... And later, during the weeks, you're most likely to be at school.
Thats why its only really when its late here, that I get to talk to you
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
yep, thats why i like being off cause i can get on during the afternoon which is evening ish for you
Ian - Made in England says:
I hope you don't mind me saying this, and I'm not really sure why I am...  but I'm imagined going down on you so many times...
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
 I don't mind one bit. i imagine doing sexual things to/with you too
Ian - Made in England says:
ARGH...  it aches
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
awww is your bro still there?
Ian - Made in England says:
not much longer...
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
*mr. burns* excellent */mr. burns*
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Aaaaaaaand...  up he goes
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lmao! does the door lock to the room your in?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
No..  its the living room  I'm downstairs...   and FINALLY
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lmao! do you have your webcam?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Yes indeedy
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
meowrrr
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
i'll brb
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol  k
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
back
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
hello
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
howdy
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
whats up lil lady?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
awww i just noticed your new sn
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
I said I would
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
you did?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
many times
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
probably didn't think I was serious
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
i don't remeber you saying you would wooo must of been a blonde moment
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
well anyway...  turn your webcam on. I wanna see you
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
i don't have one silly
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
did you just click it to get me excited?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
i accidently clicked it earlier
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
ahhh....
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
then I probably shouldn't tell you that I'm rubbing the head of my cock
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
you shouldn't tell me you should show me... meowrrr
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
now now...lol...  not yet
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
why? *pouts*
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
God my camera sucks
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol! why?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
cos I just tried to see if you could be able to see it, but its too dark in here..  the lighting suchs
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
*sucks
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
*gasp* fix the lighting then!
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
On second thought...  me being naked the way I am wouldn't be good for me to braodcast
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
its only me! and it'll be useful for my fanatasies about you
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Then I'll give you a little something...  but only a teaser LOL
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol! okie
 
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Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
i see a chair?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
awww i see
 
 Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you has stopped viewing webcam with you.
 
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LMAO
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
teehee
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
There..  now you have seen the head of my penis,,,  LOL
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
its big
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL..  I'm sure thats just the camera
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
wow
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
You are alone right?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
yeah!
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
goooood
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol! i wouldn't share that with anyone
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Heh..  had to put my shirt back on cos I was getting cold
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
well, i can't see you anyways so i don't mind lol
 
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Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
well?
 
 You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.
 
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol! sorry
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
s'ok
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
I was reading the news
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
*gasp*   
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
wha?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Nothin
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
you making fun of me *shakes fist*
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
noe..  just writing short replies cos I cant use two hands
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
awww i see! lol! you should aim the camera down a bit and take your shirt off again
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
dirty bugger
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol! your the one who's wanking off
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
your the one who wants me to
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
and wants to see it..  and wants to do it
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol! well you don't have to aim it that far down you should at least let me see your upper body, shirtless *wink*
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
yay!
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
There
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
you're so hot
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LMAO!
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
awww now your turning me on
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
can you see my left arm?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
yep
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
these things have to be done
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol! its so much easier for you guys
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol  yeah..  half the time thats the problem
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol! i don't see the problem
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
here it is
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
*gasp*
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
you'll never look at me the same way again
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
i'll get all moist everytime ill look at you
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LMFAO!
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
nipples hard...  is getting nippy in here
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
damn it, i hate how far away you are now more than ever
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol...  well at least you now know that I do want to sleep with you and I wasn't just saying it
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
*takes serveral deep breaths* i've got to go to england
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL...  you know what I've noticed?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
hmm?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
The webcam,a dnt eh lighting really brings out my tone
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
you look so hot and sexable... *drools*
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
I gotta check something...  dont thjink I'm being vain or anything (even though I am)  I just wanna see something
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Nah cant see
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
*takes several more deep breaths* god if you keep doing that... 
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol  what this?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
errr.. nothin' lol
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
there's nothing there
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
What would you prefer?
Hairy or shaven?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
shavens nice
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lol! i can't stop fidgeting
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
why dont you rub yourself..  you'll feel better
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
i can't my uncle and cousin are in the next room over
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
ahhhh
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
son of a...
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
your telling me... gosh, stop making me soooo whatever it is i am
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
horny?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
that works
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
rubbing precum into my dick
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:

Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol  hey, I'm the one who's naked
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
lmao! i'm the one who gets to look at you naked, i'm liking this
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
did you like that?
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
if only you could see my face... and yes
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
All I can think about is sticking my tongue between those tight, wet lips
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
*gasp* your making it very hard for me to sit here quitely and act normal
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
good..  cos at least then I know someones as horny as me.
Shauna  *I would cross the ocean for you* says:
i'm going to go rub myself after i'm done talking to you
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
I'm going to make myself spunk just for you..  but not yet
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
keep talking
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
okie... my minds kinda preoccupied though
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol  on what?
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
you lol
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
whys that? Cos I'm naked and showing you footage of me jerking off?
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
sorry uncle walked in
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LMAO!!  oh that must have been good
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
lol! i almost fell out of my chair but he didn't see anything
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
anywho, you should show me more "footage"
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL  what would you like to see?
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
you know
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
*wink wink*
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
nicceee
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
anything else?
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
what i want i can't get right now
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
ass shot
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
slap dat ass
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
better?
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
in a i'm really uber horny sort of way
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Well I wish I was ther to set you free
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
i wish i could rock your world
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
buy a webcam until you can
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
how about you send me to england instead
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Ya know..  if anyone comes down..  I'm have a hard time getting dressed to quick.
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
thank you baby
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
for what?
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
for the show... good dreams tonight
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
I hope so
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
I know I'll be having them...
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
i wanna make sweet love to you, all night long
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
So do I...  more then you know
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
I think i know pretty well now
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
lol
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
well I guess its not every day some guy from across the ocean gets naked and wanks off for you
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
i feel sooo special! 
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
God I want to be inside you
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
if i ever got you i would never let you go
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Hang on...  I'm gonna have to get prepared to an intruder
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
okay baby
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
all set
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
I reckon 3 seconds
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
and I'd be dressed
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
lol! you've gotta hurry up and come to america and rent us a hotel
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
room
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol..  dont worry.. I know But I've used up all my holiday that I can take before the end of march...  so we'll have to be patient
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
aww shucks.... anything for you
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol... I gotta get you a web cam
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
awww that would be so sweet
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
just think of the good times
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
*big smile* i already have
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
lol! i'm listening to backstreet boys
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL what song?
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
Get Down
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LMAO
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
lol! what?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
the name of the song
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
it seemed fitting when i chose it lol
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
lol
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
that it does
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
now i'm listeing to "When the Lights Go Out" by Five
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Class tune
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
You're listening to that, while I'm looking at blowjob porn, and jacking off
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
lol! i'm sooo much more innocent than you teehee
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
by far LOL  but its all good
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
another bsb song goes "if you want it to be good girl get yourself a bad boy" so i guess it most be really good with you
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL..  well I would like to think you'd enjoy it.. but I'd have to find out by how hard you clamped onto me and how wet you got
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
i'm certain i would really really enjoy it
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
got a prezzy for you
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
eh?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Dunno if you saw..  but I just made a mess
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
the lighting is really bad but damn your big
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL  well you'll know or not when I'm inside you. Though since your a virgin, it should feel good anyway.
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
virgin or not it should feel good with how big you are
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL  I shot a little further then I expected to...  Its a major clean up operation LOL

....

He's gone all floppy LOL
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
awww so have you picked a name for him?
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Nah..  I'l never remember it anyway...  though if you want to call him something..  you go right ahead
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
goliath meowrrr
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LMAO!  if you think its appropriate 
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
it fits the name quiet nicely
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
hang on..  just gonna throw this tissue away..  brb
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
okay 
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
as you can see....  I'm back
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
aww my iankins and goliath
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
would be funny if my name was david
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
that would be awesome!

Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
*yawn* tired....
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
how are we holding up over there?
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
horny, really need a good rub down 
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL lucky its not too late for a shower then 
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
lol! i don't want to stop talking to you though
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
LOL  well soon I wont give you a choice.
I will go to bed, and let you have the fun I just had
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
okie... but i'll miss you 
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
I wish we at least lived in the same countrys..  Its like i'm on the other side of the world
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
someday maybe
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
someday... *sings*some sunnyyyyy  daaayyyyy*/sings*
Shauna  *I find it hard to breath, He's so irristable* says:
lol! your so adorable
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Its weird you saying that after what I just did.
Shauna  *Cause i do cherish you* says:
lol! your just so multi-facieted
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
Is there anything you want before I go?
Shauna  *Cause i do cherish you* says:
all of you with me
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
I will be..  someday...

But is there anything you want that I can give you now?
Shauna  *Cause i do cherish you* says:
ooo kiss
Shauna  *Cause i do cherish you* says:
kiss kiss
Ian - I will cross the Ocean for you says:
tongues and everything
Shauna  *Cause i do cherish you* says:
nice! same to you
Ian - Made in England says:
Ian - Made in England, signing out.

Speak to you later Shauna... 

Love ya
Ian - Made in England says:
Kiss kiss
Shauna  *I did not have sexual relations with that british man* says:
bye bye
Shauna  *I did not have sexual relations with that british man* says:
miss yous
Ian - Made in England says:
I'll miss you too
 
 Ian - Made in England has stopped viewing webcam with you.
 
Shauna  *I did not have sexual relations with that british man* says:
i'll see you in my dreams