| Sora "Satan" Takenouchi |
| You are person number |
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| to have witnessed Satan (Sora) You know, that isn't very nice, Kate. *blinks rapidly* What's your point, Satan? Well, you're doing my bio, so you should be nice to me. *blinks rapidly* I'm only your bio cause I want to torture you! That's not bad, is it? Why don't we just do the interview and get it over with? We'll both kill each other if we don't. (Jou) NO! PLEASE! NO BLOOD!!!!!!! yeah, whatever. I'll let you go now. Jou. *pushes Jou away* Hey! That's my husband! He is very cute in season two..........but, in this page, your Matt's wife. I can't make fun of you otherwise. So, let's do this! |
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| This, ladies and gents, is Satan. That's right, you've witnessed the devil. Satan. Red dude with a pitchfork. Etc., etc. And I, Kate, am interviewing her. So, ya ready, Sora? I don't have much of a choice, do I? Considering that I'm chained to a wall with fire leaping up around me, and if I refuse anything you say, you'll kill me. So, let's get this show on the road! |
| Numero Uno: Wassup with your parents? Um, my mom works in a flower shop, and my dad travels around Japan studying the paranormal. They're not divorced. Trust me on this one! Numero Dos: Describe your DigiWorld junk. After all, it's junk till it gets passed down to Yolei, cause it's yours. Grr...*flames leap dangerously close to her* *big grin, sweatdrop* That's right, all of it's junk! Everything junk! Junky junk! *flames inch away reluctantly* Right... (Jou) *shivers* Well, I have a season one DigiVice, the Crest of Love, and a Digimon, Yokomon, Biyomon, Birdramon, Garudamon, and Phoniexmon. Well, that's it for now until I think of more questions! Sora will remain tied up, Joe will remain terrified, and Tracy, Devon, or any Digimon will not touch thhis page until I'm ready to work on it. Ciao! Help me!!!!!! *flames leap dangerously close* Ut oh....... (Jou) *goes close to Sora* *Flames leap towards Joe* (Jou) *jumps up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away* *grabs Jou* Don't go Jou. The fun's just getting started, and we get to see Sor-I mean Satan get burnt to a crisp. (Jou) NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sweatdrop* oh well, too bad. We're going to see your gurlfriend be burnt to a little ash tray. *Sweatdrop* I wish I can get out of here *groans* *fire leaps dangerously close to her* Uh....actually, I REALLY wanted a tan! Fire is good! I wanna stay here FOREVER!!!! *fire growls, slaps her, then inches away reluctantely again* (Jou) NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORA-WORA!!!!!! SORA-POO!!!! *fire leaps VERY dangerously close to the both of them* I HATE it when someone doesn't call Satan by her proper name, which is Satan. I control the fire. So, Jou, what do you say? (Jou) *shivers* I.....I......CAN'T SAY IT!!! *fire leaps dangerously close* *big grin* I hate Satan and all her works. *says very quickly* Hey! You're supposed to be on my side! *fire is roasting them* (Both) I hate Satan! (Sora) that was odd....I just said I hated myself.......(Jou) *in total shock* *fire centimeters away extremely reluctantely and sslloowwllyy* Gee...you, Satan, make up the biggest lies here. Besides maybe me. Anywho, back to the torture, Satan! Are you saying that WASN'T torture? (Jou) *shivers* *fire laughs a lot, very evilly* *slaps fire* Bad fire! Only I can laugh evilly! Behave yourself, or I'll replace you with a typhoon! *fire frowns* Much better. *giggles* oh this is great...I even get to see the Satan getting burned. *takes out knives and forks* when we're done, can we eat her?! Nah, we might get indigestion and ulcer *meaning- ulcer is a hole in the tummy* *puts forks and knives away* your right, cuz she's evil! Just like Yolei *smiles* Yolei isn't evil! Yes she is! *POPPS UP*HEY I LIKE YOLIE!!! *GOES AWAY AGAIN* that was strange.... anyway! We already know that Ken is destined to be shared with three girls, you, me, and Kari, so I guess we should let her have some of the fun. (Ken) I'm just SUCH a ladies' man....you're all lucky that I like sharing stuff. Anywho, we should get back to the interview before we kill Satan. Then the fun will end. (Jou) *shivers madly* *whispers to himself* *prays* Please don't kill Sora. Please don't kill Sora...*fire leaps dangerously close to Jou* Never mind! Just joking! He....he.......*fire frowns and walks away* Jou, you and Satan are SUCH LIARS!!!!!!! (Jou) *talks in mind* well, duh, I don't wanna be roasted! *fire leaps dangerously close* What did you think? You didn't want to get roasted? I guess you didn't know I was telekenetic....I learned that from Miss Cleo.....that's why I'm so rich! He he!!! Anywho... Numero Tres: Who do you like? Why, of course, it's Joey-poo!!!! *fire leaps dangerously close* I mean Yama-sama! (Matt) Euck! Kate, why are you doing this to me? Because she wants to torture Sor-I mean Satan cuz she doesn't like the episode "A Very Digi Christmas" where Sor-I mean Satan turned down Tai for you. Numero Cuatro: What kids do you have? You can include Jou's kids in this one. I had a girl and a boy with Matt, and another boy with Jou. The girl looks like Matt, the first boy has my looks, and the third is Jou's clone. Numero Cinco: What does your name mean? Sora means Sky...I'm like a little bluebird, soaring through the air....*fire leaps dangerously close* *big grin* Or.....an ugly vulture circling its prey.....(Matt) which would be me! As you can see, I don't like the idea of Sora loking like a pretty bird...*fire inches away reuctantely* Welp, I guess that's it....BUT, just in case ANYONE *cough-cough* has any QUESTIONS *cough-cough*, then Satan will remain here, guarded by the fire. So will Jou. Just for laughs. Ciao! (Jou) *shivers* help..... BYE! |