Taito...The Couple that Dominates the World, One Site at a Time
(That's a little bit too long for a title)
OKay, before I start ANYTHING, I giving credit to The Lost Temple of Ishida. Yes, I stole the pic. I'm sorry. Forgive me, for I have sinned. NO, I'M NOT GONNA FORGIVE YOU! YOU'RE A STEALER! A ROBBER! SO I'M GOING TO CALL THE COPS! *dials 911* (operator) Hello, may I help you? (Tracy) HELP! I HAVE A ROBBER IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Erm...yeah. Anyway, back to the Taito. *police comes* Who called the police? Where's the robber? IT'S HER! SHE STOLE SOMETHING!!!!! Yeah, a picture. And I gave credit, so there. Do you have a lisence? Well, do you mind waiting until I finish this YAOI page? A YAOI?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away* Erm.....that worked. They don't like YAOI? *blinks a lot* ok, whatever, I don't like yaoi a lot either, BUT NOT THAT MUCH!!!!!!! Um, anywho...Taito is probably one of the biggest Digimon couples out there. Well, I have four bits of proof. Numero Uno: In season one, Tai is the only one who knows how Matt feels besides Gabumon, of course. He's the only human who has seen Yama cry (Sub-Zero Ice Punch,for all you season 01-phobiacs). Numero Dos: Ever notice how, in 01, Tai and Yama are always next to each other, whenever there's danger they warn each other first...it's like the group revolves around Tai and Matt. Numero Tres, I HAVE A PICTURE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! **narrator** testing testing, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... Mr. Narrator? Why are you here? DEV! TRACE! TWINK, FAL, KIT, AND ACHOO! DID YOU GUYS HIRE A NARRATOR WITHOUT ME AGAIN? Not me...IT WASN'T MEEEEE!!!!! O:-) We had a narrator?? KOOLL!! This is so neat! I always wanted my own narrator! Yowza! I don't want a narrator! he could ruin my parts of the site! And what if he's prejudice against fairies? **narrator** testing, testing, 1, tw-- YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!! THAT MEANS YOU!!!! Ok, Kate... I still see no Taito picture, and we REALLY need to continue... um.. *looks around* uhh.. *looks at picture at the top of the page* Oh...My..God...HHHEEELLLLPPP  MMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!! I QUIT! Um...okay....well, i HAD a  picture...where'd it go? Okay, who stole the Taito pic? Falinamon, was it you? I know you've been having strange Taito fasinations lately...where'd you put it? ME? I haven't been having any Taito fasinations, I think it was YOU, Miss Kate, who's been the one reading all those Kensuke fanfics!
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*comes running in with the picture* KATE, IS THIS THE PICTURE? I FOUND IT UNDER FALINAMON'S BED! *points at Falinamon* take THAT, Fal! HAHAHAHA!!!! *comes running in with a kensuke pic* Hey, Kate, I couldn't find any Taito pics, but I did find this Kensuke one! It was taped to your mirror in your room! *blushes* DEV! BAD TIMING! *glares evily at Falinamon rolling on the ground laughing hysterically* SHUT UP! I CONTROL FOOD PORTIONS HERE! *stops laughing* Can I have your 1/2 lb chocolate bunny? Um..*looks at Trace and Dev, who are drooling and walking towards Kate under hypnosis* GOODBYE LOYAL READERS! I'M ENDING THIS BEFORE I GET HURT! *Dev and Tracy dive on Kate, followed by the Digimon* AHHHH!!!!! HELP MEEE!!!!
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