Well once there was a sheep who tended the sheep close to his village, and one night the boy was feeling mischievous, so he yelled out "WOLF! WOLF! THERE A GOD DAMNED WOLF EATING ALL MY FUCKING SHEEP! HELP!" Well of course all the villagers came running, and saw that there was no wolf. They asked the boy and he said had played a joke on them. All the townsfolke went baclk to sleep, except steve and rob, they were doing the gay nasty. The next night the boy was sitting on a rock and was very bored, so he called out "WOLF! WOLF! THERE IS A WOLF RAPING MY SHEEP!" Again all the villagers came running, and saw there was no wolf so the boys father wooped his ass. All the townsfolke went baclk to sleep, except for the town doctor, who was trying to stop steve's anal bleeding. Well the next night the boy dosed off on a rock and when he awoke, there was a pack of wolves attacking the sheep! He yelled out "WOLF! WOLF! HELP ME THERE IS A PACK OF WOLVES EATING MY SHEEP!" But the villagers ignored the boy, because they hated him now. When the boy turned to survey the scene, he saw a wolf charging towards him... the wolf pounced the defenseless brat, and ripped his balls off. The pack ended up eating the boy alive.
The moral of the story? Gay sex results in anal bleeding |
