Once, a long time ago there was two best buddies in the whole world, the ant and the grasshopper. The grasshopper impregnated a flea, so his parents threw him out of the house. Since the ant was a very good friend, he told the grasshopper that he could live with him, IF he did his share of work. For awhile, the grasshopper did lots of work and chores around the house. Then he met the next door neighbor, Mrs. Moth. Mrs. Moth was married to the mayor of bugsville, Mr. Mosquito, but that didn't stop the grasshopper from having hot bondage sex with her. One day, right when the grasshopper was nutting all over Mrs. Moth, Mr. Mosquito came in! Mr. Mosquito had an angry look on his face... The grasshopper thought it was over for him... But instead, Mr. Mosquito ripped off his clothes to reveal a thong! He went to his closet and pulled out a whip and some rope. The Grasshopper whimpered. He never had done any type of gay sex. Having gay sex was against all his morals! And he yelled out "The day I have gay sex is the day I let you plump me up and eat me for dinner!" All of a sudden, it started raining, and the roof fell in, and water came gushing down, soaking everyone! And when he looked at Mrs. Moth... he started seeing what appeared to be makeup all over "her"... 5 minutes later he was staring at a moth's penis. And the grasshopper cried.... 4 months later, there was a bad winter and food SHOULD have been scarce. But everyone was well fed with this "mystery meat".
Moral: Moth's have penis's? |
