Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood. Her grandmother was very sick, so she had to take pain killers, and eventually she became hooked on them. Seeing as Little Red Riding Hood lived in the ghetto, she picked up the drugs illegally with ease. So she set out to goto her grandmother's house. As she was doing so, a bum in the gutter, who was the Big Bad Nigger Wolf heard Little Red Riding Hood's plans. So he planned to stalk her. As he was doing so on the way, he looked in the white pages and found her grandmother's address. So he jumped into his pinto, and got to the house first. Being the Big Bad Nigger Wolf he is, he broke into Grandmother's house and raped her, and then stashed her in the closet drugged out on some shroomz. Now, the Big Bad Nigger Wolf was a man of addiction himself, and he thought to himself, damn, I wouldn't mind those pills myself. He also had a fetish for wearing woman's panties, so he dressed up as Grandmother and layed in wait for Little Red Riding Hood to arrive. As Little Red Ridding hood arrived, she started talking to the Big Bad Nigger Wolf in disgise. Big Bad Nigger Wolf noticed the drugs in Little Red Ridding Hood's hands and smiled. Then Little Red Riding Hood said to the Big Bad Nigger Wolf, "Golly grandmother, what big lips you have!" And the Big Bad Nigger Wolf replied, "Better to swallow pills with my dear!" then Little Red Riding Hood said "Golly grandmother, what bloodshot eyes you have!" and the Big Bad Nigger Wolf replied, "Better to go with my drugged out apperance my dear!" And then the Big Bad Nigger Wolf couldn't resist any longer, and he snatched up the pills and consumed them. Now Little Red Riding Hood was scared, and she quickly dialed 911. Unfourtantly, before the police could arrive, the Big Bad Nigger Wolf had raped Little Red Riding Hood as well. However, they did manage to cart off the Big Bad Nigger Wolf. Then, Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother were able to live in a purple haze of happiness ever long after.
Moral: If you get mixed up with drugs and niggers, you're bound to be ass pounded and raped. |
