Once upon a time, there was 3 little piggies. When they were young, their mother told them NEVER to do drugs, it would only fuck your life up. Well, they went to college, had frat sex, drank like pigs, and did lots of drugs. So they went on to getting jobs.. But they still had to feed their addictions. So they found a local drug dealer, the Big Bad Nigger Wolf. They all got into alot of debt, so the Big Bad Nigger Wolf got pissed off at them. So he went to all of them, and told them this: "You best get my moneyz yo, or I bust a cap on j00 ass, crackers." The first pig didn't do well in college.. He ended up having to get a job at McDonalds. So when the Big Bad Nigger Wolf came to collect his dope money, the first pig couldn't pay up. He got his cracker ass capped. Now the next pig brother heard about this... And he got extreamly worried. He landed a modertly good job in a computer company, and could have normally paid, but he got fucked by his boss and didn't recieve his latest pay check. Like the last pig brother, he got his cracker ass capped. So came the last pig- now this pig.. He was smart. So luckly, he became an engineer in a large company, and had way more than enough money to pay of the Big Bad Nigger Wolf. So the day came when the Big Bad Nigger Wolf came to the last pig brother's house to collect the dope money, and he said "Yo cracker, gimmez my moneyz or I cap yo cracker ass." Being the smart person the last pig brother was, he had set up a secret bust on the Big Bad Nigger Wolf that day, and so the cops came and jailed him off with nessicary evidence. And the last pig brother didn't even need to pay up.
Moral: Don't fuck with niggers. They are Big and Bad, and they cap your cracker brothers |
