| Ultimate List Of Inside Jokes |
| lucious lou/delightful dan/terrific tiff lotion scratch 'n' sniff martha/raindance innnnnside joke *hand wave* GUTTENTAHG! skanky ho/jerry springer/invsi *clothing*...basically all the video's we've made back it up, back it up numba 5, numba five/number 9/we're headin for #7 *toot toot!*... splinters pineapple i have problems! eminem i got *hit on* lauren's way of dancing Bow down to me. Heck of no, man. Ya man whore. *look up at camera* incest is bad...and if you find yourself getting into the back seat of a car or in bed with someone you've seen at a family reunion or family gathering of some sort...just...say...no yes....i....do kinky pinky ...boogeyman! biter Me: *talking to lauren and tiffany on the phone* Hey you guys, I'm gonna bring you some candy Eric: *to Tiff and Lauren..at Lauren's house* Hi, I'm Caaaaandy selling toilet paper and tin foil Ginny prank calling Lauren nimble as a monkey rat we can sing! Shanana!!!!!!! i feel uncomfortable/you make me feel uncomfortable I pulled a... -Helen Keller -Danika -Lauren air guitar mom, you dance like Hali erica girls just wanna have fun guinea pig *speaking our loud* j/k j/k j/k! Lauren: MR CEMBELLIN! You know me now, we are friends, special friends i am a gender challenged male...aaaaaaaaaah! |
| look at that stuff...LOOK AT THIS STUFF! *under water* wish i could be part of that *jump out of water like ariel in the little mermaid* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD MY way of diving lauren being "arrogant" tiffany being sleazy "Four score and seven years ago" *slap butt* *deep man voice* what are you talking about? of course i'm a woman! tinted van get into my tinted van little boy and/or girl boo. ah. sweatin to the oldies this is what hell must be like your legs, their tan! MsSorenson.com 23/7...you need an hour to sleep! 1-800-6969-GAY ThillyWillyBilly Lauren: Don't answer the door, Dad! It might be the crazy Mexican Man! Her Dad: Crazy Mexican Man? It's your friend! (me) I know everything about birds...they can fly. I won! Oh yeah! I won! I'll call you whatever the hell you want! Hi Brianna, this is Danika, I would like to know if you wanted to call me back... (I swear, I wasn't being sarcastic! BLONDE MOMENT!) jelly fish sleeve sweater me tripping over the green cart thing Jenny: This is either Danika or Tiffany Me: It's Kyle! your order of triple quilted northern sharmin double length toilet paper and extra cushiony adult diapers in size 57 are in. would you like us to ship that to you, or are you going to pick it up? OUR Me: Aaah! My pants are falling down coz I fergot to put my belt on! Michelle: Well, we don't want any crack around here! *tickle tickle* lauren's impression of a horny dog you sounded like barbie! (FOR WOMEN!) Centerville pride baby! Um...Lauren..your pants are unzipped...again... D-d-d-damn! lauren choking on a fry tripping |
| lauren couldn't figure out how Mike got here veasna throwing beans (in lauren's dream) starfish It's cutting down the tree! IT'S CUTTING DOWN THE TREE! incest whore! incest whore! (on jerry springer) shlit/helk Tiffany talking to herself not knowing I was there *If only I could, I would be able to pull weeds* *You can't pull wwwwweeeeeeeeeeds!?* Come inside, Lauren, I have a special birthday surprise for you.... GO OUT WITH ME CHESTER! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME! Do people make fun of his name? Your spine gets really thick in your neck... I'm asking you as a sister...and a friend. We have that VIBE thing going on.... This is the prize I get to find after eating my rice! You pig, you pig, you pig pig pig I pulled off Bill and Ginny's door handle! *to the tune of 'that's the way it is'* And those are the cell jobs *moving heads rapidly back and forth* those are the cell jobs lauren, go brush your teeth do you sometimes feel crusty stuff in your butt our commercials the video tiff, rinku, and i made Aaron Carter music video Tiffany, turn on the light! There's something nasty under my pillow! Breast friends forever...UNTIL WE DIE! BAND-AIDS! Danika: I'm saving my money to buy... Sloan: Knee pads? me tripping and sloan kicking me in the head you diminish it don't be disinfecting me! we are all blonde at heart just because yo sexy don' mean you gotta go havin dat sexual thing. did it just slide right out? lou and her "poo timings" like when your body grows too fast for your mind |