DIGIMON MAYHEM 21/2

Evil: Well Where Back, and now we find are self in more trouble then we need. Like i need this hell I lost one fuckin’ studio, end up in the digital world, Any hope of successes flew out the window with Geni, and Earl is now a...

Earl: I’M NOT A FUCKIN PIECE OF CRAP DIGIMON!!!!!!!!!

Evil: ... Right at any rate we’re now fighting Ogremon and he’s Cannon Fodder Soldiers of crap... Does anyone else care about this...

ONHMB: No... Why?

Evil: Umm... Just wondering... Well Let the show begin

Well Ogremon moves founder towards our “hero’s” as Earl still munching on a charred corpse of Leomon...(interrupted)

Earl: DON’T BOTHER ME, I’M EATING!!! Hey wait, Where the hell did this narrator...

Like on que Evil pulls out a glock and shoots him, then for good measure shoots him again.

Evil: WHERE IN THE HELL DO THESE GUYS KEEP COMING FROM!!!

SOME PLACE IN THE REAL WORLD

Shadowy figure: HAHAHAHAHA, MY CLONE’S  OF NARRATORS SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! BWA-HAHAHA!!!!!!

Back to digital world

Evil: Oh...ky... 

ONHMB: I’ll Take care of these guys...

ONHMB starts running towards Ogremon...

Ogremon: THE HELL HAPPENED?!?

Ogremon just then turned a pwetty pink color...

Ogremon: I CAN’T FIGHT LIKE THIS... RUN AWAY, BUT MARK MY WORD I SHALL RETURN!!!!

As Ogremon running away laughter can be heard from his army of super cannon fodder in the distance... And some yelling...

???:SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

Evil: That has got to be... Hey my appetite is back.

Evil then picks up the arm of Leomon he dropped and continues eating it.

Ash: I think i’m going to be *BOOOMM*

Evil has just blasted Ash to what he is best at becoming...Ash.

Evil: Not this time buddy boy.
Delia: Well I guess we’ll be here longer then we thought.

Earl during that whole “interruption” from Ogremon has just finished eating what remains of Leomon.

Earl: Man, I’m still hungry...

Brock: You know this whole ordeal hasn’t been any better then when we were back at the Studio.

Again in a different part of the real world 

Pit of Very Unspeakable Things

People: LET US OUT YOU SON OF... NO NOT AGAIN ANYTHING, BUT THAT NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back once again to the digital world

Evil: Did anyone just hear something just now?

Everyone shakes there head no in reply.

Evil: Odd... (scratching his head)

Just then out of nowhere(literaly) who should pop out other then...
Dramatic Music The digidestion.

Everyone: HUH?!?

Earl: I thought we left you guy dead...

Giant foot the falls from sky and kills digidestion.
Owner of giant foot: Ewww... I stepped on something.

Evil: Well that most certainly saved us some time.

Evil and Co. finally took a step and kept going though some forest.

Evil: ‘Bout time we gotten started, so I guess we should find those crest thingy magiger what’cha macallicts... Damn I being lazy.

Then Delia digivice starts beeping.

Delia: Oh look this thing making noise... I guess we’re close to a crest... Either that or it’s broken.

Ash: Mom it can’t be *WAMP*

Earl: Don’t talk back to you mother.

Ash: Shalong go see me pee as the white man falls the Mwa-haha
Lelele oh green...

At the last word Ash falls right to the ground and is out.

Evil: Ok that made no fuckin’ since seeing as Ash was just killed by me.

Delia: Well I can’t leave my only son dead...(under breath) “all the time”

Evil: (tilts head) HUH!? That’s it I can’t stand it, I can care less how he came back i just want to find... Oooo a penny.

Just then Evil goes to pick up the penny a pink Ogremon came out of no where and tries to hit Evil, but unfortanly miss tripping over him and right into a tree.

(Team Evil Members) Jesse & James: That’s got to hurt.

Ogremon the just topples over and is starting to disappears.

Evil: Does that mean we won?

Earl: How come Leomon didn’t disappear?

Ash: Why is the me on ground and kelunta sehaha Ooo pretty holy pink things?

 Just then some bushes start rattling... And it Ogremon Cannon fodder Soldiers.

C.F.S.: We’re here to...(looks and sees a fading Ogremon) Dance for your Entertainment tonight... And RUN!!!

The C.F.S. Make a hasty retreat off a cliff.

Evil: Ok, I don’t know what’s worse. Them actually trying to fight us or that they beat themselves up.

Brock: Umm... I’ll say both.

ONHMB: Isn’t it odd there wasn’t a cliff there a minute ago?

Everyone shrugs, and it is night now.

Evil: Well fuck it’s dark and there no way we can find the crest...

Then suddenly it’s day...

Evil: UGH, NIGHT SWITCH TO DAY TO QUICK AND BLINDED ME!!!!

Evil is now wondering around blind, then ends up in a tree, and on the ground with Ash.

Then a Kawagamon appears out from the sky in front of them.

Earl: I hope this battle last more then 30 seconds. Plus I hope it doesn’t disappear this time, I’M FUCKIN’ HUNGRY!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Evil: I suppose we’ll be seeing alot of that.

Earl: I reckon we will.

Ash: *.*

Brock: I don’t think he’ll be... Hey wait a minute.

Evil: That’s all the time we have left, till next time.

Brock: But...*SPAM*

Evil with bat in hand, “What”

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