DIGIMON MAYHEM 2 

Evil: Oh my God, I’m back. This has got to be the best thing that’s happened to me to date.
Ok, so in the last episode everyone had plummeted to almost certainly their doom, but with a twist of fate... found them self's  in the digital world.

Now with out further ado on with the show...

Delia: So where are we?

Geni: I be glad to answer that ma’am.

There standing in front of them was a very old looking man with his eye’s closed like Brock
Wearing some weird clothes and a small lock of hair in a pointail(it being the only hair on his head)

Earl: Like to explain to me why I’m so ravenously hungry?

Geni: Well... I’ll explain that in due time. At any rate welcome to the digital world...(interruped)

Evil: WHAT?!? YOU MEAN THE PLACE THAT THOSE FUCKING KIDS WITH THEIR PET DIGIMON ARE FROM!!!!

Geni: Yes...The very same and please watch you swearing...

Evil and Earl: GO TO FUCKING HELL!!!

Geni: Rig...ht... Anyway to the reason why your here. Seeing as you killed the original digidestion and leaving the digital world defenseless, I know bestowing apon you the responsibilities of protecting the digital world. Of course, you will also need to find your crests  for... Oh wait I'm getting ahead of myself.

Brock: Has anyone seen M.M.? 

Everyone, but Evil looks around and see he’s not around, then look at Evil.

Evil: Uh, well... To put it simply he’s back where he use to be. Apperintly no one every paid attion that M.M. And I look alike, He and i are one and the same. I think Earl was the only one who knew.

Ash looking shocked: YOU MEAN THERE WAS TWO OF YOU THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!

Evil: Yeah(Shoots Ash) Now... *blink* Ummm (looking at Earl).

Earl has Evil’s arm and is shaking salt onto it.  He looks up at Evil and stops what he’s doing.

Earl: Something the matter?

Evil: Uhh Yeah there is... (looks at Geni) WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH EARL!!!

Geni: (clearing Throat) As I said before, I kinda got ahead of my self... See I couldn’t round up “any digimon” to be you partners so... (take’s a deep breathe) So some of you where turned into digimon.

Everyone looks at Geni, then looks at each other, and then back at Geni with a evil look in their eye’s.

Geni: Ok, Pikachu is now a digimon.  His partner is Evil.

Evil: WTF?

Pikachu: THE FUCK... HEY I CAN TALK NORMAL!!!(again)

Geni: Of course you can, you’re a digimon now. Anyways... Next Team Evil are now digimon. Their partner is Brock.

Team Evil: WHAT!?

Brock: Cool.  My very own digimon.

Geni: Could people let me finish?

Delia: Please, continue.

Geni: Thank you Madam.

Delia: You’re welcome Sir.

Evil: Quit you’re jibba-jabba and just finish already!

Geni: *Ahem* Right.  At any rate, the one called Oh, No!  Happy Missile Boy is also a digimon-

ONHMB:  Woo-hoo!

Geni: *GLARE*

ONHMB: Sorry...

Geni: Your partner is Delia.

ONHMB: Cool.  She’s a nice lady. *smiles*

Earl glares at Missile Boy for  moment, but turns his attention back to Geni.

Geni: *Ah-Hem* Lastly, Earl Shlak-

Geni doesn't have time to finish his sentence because he is too busy being blown to bits by a RL blast from Earl.

Earl: I AM NOT A DIGIMON!!!

Everyone slowly looks over to Earl...

Evil: Nice Shot. *snicker*

Delia: Dear...don't you think you should have let him finish speaking?

Earl glares at everyone for a long moment...

Ash starts giggling inanely.

Earl: *looks at Ash* What's so Goddamn funny?

Ash: *trying not to laugh while he talks* I’m you’re partner.  You have to do what I say! *laughing maniaclly* 

Earl drops Ash with a punch to the face. “I don't have to do shit, kid.” Looks over at Pikachu, “He always like that?”

Pikachu: Yeah.  Slave-drivin’ maniac.

Brock: I guess we could look for those crest-thingies Geni mentioned...

(Team Evil Member)Meowth: But he never told us where to look.

Evil: *shrugs* Then we’ll just walk around a bit and see what happens.

Evil turns around and is greeted by a double ax handle blow from a very angry Leomon.

Leomon: YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS!!!

Earl watches Evil fall, “That don't exactly narrow things down any...we killed a lot of “people”.”

Just then Pikachu get’s pissed off and starts glowing...

*PIKACHU(MON), DIGIVOLUTION START*

Pikachu: Digivolve to Raichu(mon)!

Pikachu jumps over the comatose body of Evil to land on Leomon’s face.

Leomon: What the Hell is this?

Pikachu: DIE YOU DUMB FUCK!!!

Pikachu then zap-fries Leomon to a crisp.  He jumps off the corps, returning to normal just as Ash stirs.

Ash: Hey, you never turned into a Raichu for me!

Pikachu: Fuck off.

Earl looks around to see if anyone’s watching and walks up to Leomon.

Earl: Damn, I’m fucking hungry...*looks at Leomon’s corpse* Hmmmm.....

Earl kicks Leomon’s well cooked corpse... Takes out the salt shakers again and sprinkles salt on Leomon.

Earl rips off Leoman’s arm and bites into it, “Hmmm...needs Tabasco.” Pulls a bottle from his pocket and dashes hot sauce on the arm.

Earl:  Much better.

Evil starts to wake up and looks around.

Evil:  What smells so good?

Earl: *hands Evil the arm* Try it, its good.

Evil: *munching on arm*  Pretty good...what is it?

Earl: Don't ask.

Evil shrugs and keeps eating.

Ash walks up to Evil and Earl.

Ash: Are you two ready to- OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING T THAT DIGIMON?
Evil looks at Ash, the Leomon’s corpse(minus an arm), then Earl.  Looks at Ash again and shrugs and continues eating.

Ash holds a hand over his mouth and stomach, runs off to be sick.

Ash: *BLECH*

Evil drops the arm, “Well, I lost my appetite.  Lets go.”

Delia: *looks around* I dont think we’ll be going anywhere anythime soon...

Evil looks up and around to see an army of digimon led by an Ogremon.

Ogremon: There you punks are!  We will pay you back for what you did to the- HEY!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO LEOMON?

Earl looks up from where he has opened Leomon’s stomach and was eating his entrails.

Earl: I’ve been a bit hungry lately. *continues eating*

Ogremon: THATS JUST SICK!! *TURNS TO THE OTHER DIGIMON* ATTACK!!!

All the digimon atart running at Earl and co. While Earl continues eating and everyone else sets for battle...

						~TO BE CONTINED...

Evil: TO BE CONTINUED?!?  What the Hell?

Earl: *shrugs, still eating*

Brock: Things dont looks too good...

ONHMB: I’d say not.

Ash: How are we going to get through this one?

Pikachu: Shut up you pansy!

Thats it for this Ep. of Digimon Mayhem.  Stay tuned for more.  We’ll get around to it(sooner or later).