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| Evil Dead III : Army Of Darkness (cont) |
Taking Full advantage of being ' The Hero From The Sky' Ash is surrounded by beautiful maidens who pamper him with grapes, wine and more food. Arthur looks on in spite. Sheila enters the room also all pamerped up and looking for Ash's forgiveness ' First You wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me? Blow ' Ash turns his attention turn to the Wiseman and his aids who float into the room. Wiseman Joe explains that the only way Ash can get home is to retrieve the Book of the dead. Not satisfied with his answer, Our loud mouth hero takes his anger out on the wiseman, But are soon interupted by one of the Maids, who has turned into a deadite! After relaying the message that they will all die and the will feast on their souls, the deadite drops to the ground. Arthur is about to overturn the corpse, but Ash stops him at the last minute. ' It's a trick, Get an Axe ' Her plan foiled she hits Ash throwing him to the other side of the room After making short work of the Castle Guards, The Deadite Hag turns to her attention to Sheila and plans to brain her with a hot cauldron. The cauldron is flung out of her hand with a loud BOOM! as Ash reloads his shotgun and prepares to fight ' Yo! She-bitch , Lets Go! ' After pounding shot after shot ( with out having to re-load ) Ash makes short work of the deadite. The Wiseman questions Ash again ' Will thou quest for the book ? ' Lookin down at his stump, His dark eyes sparkles as he comes up with an idea What follows is a few shots of Ash building himself a new hand. Sheila knocks on the Chamber doors of our hero, Ash ( being Ash ) is rude to her, obviously still not forgiving her for almost having him killed. Sheila tries to make small talk with Ash, but He's not having any of it. She gives him a new shirt ( hmmm is it fate that he has yet ANOTHER blue shirt! Could it be his favourite colour?? ) Ash sneers at her saying his horse could use a blanket. Obviously striking a nerve, Sheila give Ash the mother of all Slaps. ( And it does look vicious ). Pissed off at her, Ash catches her outside and lets her hair down. ' Gimme some sugar baby' After a brisk love scene, The two embrace as the sun rises over the hills. A few hours later Ash, Arthur and the wiseman all set out on the quest for the book.......... To be continued.... |
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| Evil Dead III : Army Of Darkness (cont) |