Well... Where should I begin?...Not much is known about the twizitid person known as Evul Da Clown. Some say he was born in a Circus and raised among the Freakshows...some say he ran away from home to to join a Carnival that u don't know...And some say he's just an idiot in a clown mask.......Well whatever tell u choose to believe, they all will stagger you...... Evul Da Clown is unlike any other Person you will ever meet (if your ever unfortunate enough to.) Well, for those of you who don't really know him, I'll tell you a little about him. He...is a very complicated being with an attitude towards others as twiztid as his mind. Sporting old, faded shorts, old faded shoes, an old faded, Blue Insane Clown Posse "Carnival of Carnage" shirt, a tall dirty black-and-white-striped tophat,and most gruesome of all...an old,dirty,paint-peeled rubber clown mask. Old black-and-white paint, drawing a wreched version of what he considers to be the face of a Clown. No one knows where he got it. some say he made it himself, to keep his face hidden and forever painted like a clown. He regards himself as a freakshow,and says he has no use for the "normal" world. If someone dosen't like him, or what he is about, he will simply tell them to "Get the Hell out of my World." He has a very unusual sense of "humor", if you want to call it that. You see, he finds things humorous that normal people would find psychotic and very unusual. For example, if he's going down the street, and he sees somthing like a telephone pole, he would begin laughing uncontrollably. Yes, at a telephone pole. He was once heard saying that in order for you to understand him and understand what it is that makes Evul Da Clown who he is, you would have to be very disturbed in the mind and pretty much have had to have lived with him and seen and experienced the things that he has. Is is a huge supporter and fellow "Juggalo" of the Insane Clown Posse. Oh, I guess that would help you, listen to ICP's music and learn alittle about the things that Evul believes.....He is a believer of the Dark Carnival, and hopes that one day the wagons will come for him, and take him to Shangri-La. If you were to meet his friends (not many around today,) You would see people that you could consider exact clones of Evul Da Clown himself. What I'm trying to say is that I don't think you ever could understand Evul Da Clown. He is not one to go around boasting himself as being "the baddest" or "toughest," as a matter of fact, he would be the first to tell you that he has been attacked and beaten many a time. Now don't twist my words and assume that he is a pushover, no no; He is far, far from that.....If you hit him with a brick, he will laugh; Hit him with a board, he will laugh; hit him with a bullet......well...let's just say that it had better do the job, cuz if it dosen't, there will be hell to pay..... As I have mentioned before, he hasen't many allys, but, I think, way too many enemies. But I think he likes it that way. "The more, the merrier," he might say, I don't know. Look, I don't think that I could tell you the whole story of him in one sitting. It would take time for you to learn the whole story. Stick around, and it will all become clear....I promise..... ~~~Jeb Dubby~~~ |
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| (Updated 2/28/06) |
| THE STORY OF EVUL DA CLOWN |
| EVUL'S BIO BIRTH NAME: Hank Evans AGE: 52 (Unscramble It) BIRTHPLACE: GHETTO-ZONE OF MURDA' WORTH (NORTHSIDE FT. WORTH)) HEIGHT: UNKNOWN (POLICE RECORDS GUESSED AT 5'10 WEIGHT: 285LBS. OF FAT (BUT SEXY AS HELL!!) FAVORITE FOOD: CHIPS; HELLY BAGS OF CHIPS. FAVORITE DRINK: SMIRNOFF ICE (OR FAYGO, WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT), RESTING COMFORTABLY IN THE CLEAVAGE OF A LARGE-TITTIED DEAD BITCH. FAVORITE SOAP: FAYGO, ANY FLAVOR FAVORITE TV SHOW: DON'T WATCH TV; STEALS THEM AND KILLS PEOPLE WITH EM' JUGGALO BROTHER OF: ICP, TWIZTID, BLAZE, THE PSYCHOPATHIC FAMILY, BIRDS, AND EVERY TRUE JUGGALO/JUGGALETTE ON THIS ROCK. HOBBIES: COLLECTING NECKS, CHOKIN' FACES, AND AVOIDING THE SKIFFS FROM SEWER SKANKS FAVORITE QUOTE: "FUKOFF!!!" |
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