| NOTE TO READERS: Site is temporarily slow due to an overload of sheer, condensed stupidity packing my email account. Jesus, some of you got real issues, you know that? "Dear Dr.Hatter, I think my sister is cute, should I make a pass?" "Dear Dr.Hatter, my friend dared me to see how far I could sniff a marble up my nose and now I can't get it out." "Dear Dr.Hatter, there's a man in my house on a murderous rampage killing everything in sight. I am locked in the closet with my wireless laptop. please send help.". Bitch bitch bitch, that's all I ever hear. Never a "Thank you Dr.Hatter, from the bottom of my heart, your advice really brightened my day!". All I ever get is "Your advice was unsound and unhelpful!", "Do you know what time it is?" and "No you can't have any change! Get out of my house!". Now go away. It's time for me to start drinking. |
