I'm not so terribly proud of this prank, simply because it's not outrageous enough. A properly executed prank should leave the victim in a total state of confusion. This just doesn't succeed. However, it's pretty funny in its own right, and I got a kick out of it. I'm not sure poor Zak really understood the situation, but if so, he was a tremendous sport about it.

EvilBacteria: whats up?
ZigZagZak: just got on, you?
EvilBacteria: not much, just chillin, lookin for people to talk to
EvilBacteria: me too, ive been busy today
EvilBacteria: not now dude, the cops are here
ZigZagZak: huh?
EvilBacteria: shit, sorry, i meant to send that to my friend
ZigZagZak: lol
EvilBacteria: im talkin to him too. stupid windows all look the same
EvilBacteria: so what are you into?
ZigZagZak: paintball
EvilBacteria: dude, thats cool.
EvilBacteria: you in a league or just play with your friends?
ZigZagZak: both
ZigZagZak: I play for 2 teams
(Would it be terribly immature of me to make a bisexual joke right here?)
EvilBacteria: thats cool man, i want to get on a team, but i dont have the free time you know?
ZigZagZak: definatly
ZigZagZak: it takes more money than time
EvilBacteria: yeah, and thats one thing im short on hehheh
EvilBacteria: dude dont worry, they wont find it
ZigZagZak: u did it again
EvilBacteria: dammit
EvilBacteria: sorry about that
ZigZagZak: lol
ZigZagZak: its cool
ZigZagZak: i can tell when u mess up so its cool
EvilBacteria: ok thanks, my keyboard doesnt work right since i spilled something on it so its hard to type in the right boxes
(Technology is a scary thing, no?)
ZigZagZak: k
EvilBacteria: you have a girlfriend?
ZigZagZak: nope
EvilBacteria: yeah, neither do i ever since my ex got busted
ZigZagZak: busted for what?
EvilBacteria: she got busted for driving like 50mph in a school zone
ZigZagZak: that sux
EvilBacteria: yeah so i dumped her ass, no sense getting the cops looking at me too right?
ZigZagZak: sounds wise
EvilBacteria: always pays to cover your butt right?
ZigZagZak: right
ZigZagZak: but personally i wouldn't have anything to hide
EvilBacteria: neither do i, but i dont want the cops breathing down my neck
EvilBacteria: dude, where do you keep your knife? i might need it
ZigZagZak: lol, did it again
EvilBacteria: aww man, theres too many windows on my screen hehheh
ZigZagZak: sounds like it
EvilBacteria: im trying to talk to you, and my friend, and my mom, and the cops are here talking to my roommate, and im trying to stay quiet...its a pain man
ZigZagZak: yea
EvilBacteria: do you listen to offspring? or stuff like that?
ZigZagZak: i listen to just about everything on the radio anyway
ZigZagZak: but the only shit i buy is punk
EvilBacteria: yeah, punk is dope
EvilBacteria: i went to the guano apes concert last month, it was really cool
(The strangest thing is that I didn't make up that band name. And I think this was the first time I've ever called something "dope.")
ZigZagZak: cool
EvilBacteria: there was this guy there, he was totally wacked out, he was all screaming and setting his hair on fire and shit
ZigZagZak: lol
EvilBacteria: im telling you, i wouldnt touch the stuff he was using, he was totally nuts hehheh
ZigZagZak: yea
EvilBacteria: hold on a sec, i gotta go talk to this fat cop for a second
EvilBacteria: ok im back
ZigZagZak: k
EvilBacteria: did you ever see planet of the apes? that was a tight movie
(Two monkey references in one prank? I must be slipping.)
ZigZagZak: nope
EvilBacteria: man, that was cool. it had all these guys in ape suits running around, it was sweet
ZigZagZak: cool
EvilBacteria: dammit man they found it, get the hell out of the city
ZigZagZak: wrong one
EvilBacteria: im gonna try to stall them, get to jersey and tell johnny DONT CALL ME
ZigZagZak: wrong one
EvilBacteria: sorry man, i gotta go. the cops ar
ZigZagZak: hello?
ZigZagZak: hello?