In case you're wondering, you can make your own personal profile for AIM, stating your hobbies and interests. For a little while I had Fashion listed as a hobby, hoping that some stupid person would IM me asking about it. My hopes were fulfilled. Also, MJL12866 obviously thinks I'm a girl. But just what the hell is a water bra?

(Note: Recently, my friend determined that a water bra is a real, honest to goodness product. Apparently, they're a high-tech way of stuffing one's bra. So yes, they do exist. Neat.)

MJL12866: do you like fashion?
EvilBacteria: yes
MJL12866: have you tried the water bra yet?
EvilBacteria: yeah its cool
MJL12866: how comfy is it?
EvilBacteria: its pretty nice. it takes some getting used to
MJL12866: is it heavy?
EvilBacteria: not too much
MJL12866: I'm only an A cup
MJL12866: will that help?
EvilBacteria: probably, but not as much
EvilBacteria: are you going to buy one?
MJL12866: yes
EvilBacteria: cool its a good deal
MJL12866: whered you buy yours?
EvilBacteria: i ordered it on the internet
(I have no idea what we just talked about. Obviously some kind of bra. If you think that was weird, though, check out the segue she's about to make.) MJL12866: do you like sex
EvilBacteria: yes
MJL12866: I like dominating guys
EvilBacteria: thats always fun
MJL12866: thats the best
MJL12866: I'm making my boyfriend wear a bra this weekend
EvilBacteria: why?
MJL12866: as punishment
EvilBacteria: for what?
MJL12866: for hitting on my best friend and trying to sleep with her at a party
EvilBacteria: is that all?
MJL12866: yep
EvilBacteria: thats nothing. if he actually slept with her then it would be bad
MJL12866: well he kissed and groped
MJL12866: I also want to find out if hes gay
MJL12866: he's a drama major
EvilBacteria: theyre pretty gay usually
MJL12866: but I think hes bisexual
EvilBacteria: theres nothing wrong with that
MJL12866: well
MJL12866: if he wears a bra for the whole weekend and likes it that proves hes bi right?
EvilBacteria: no it just proves he likes to wear bras
MJL12866: I think it would be cool to see him blow my friend
EvilBacteria: yeah thatd be something to see
MJL12866: I want to bring out his feminine side
MJL12866: well i gotta go to bed
EvilBacteria: talk to you later?
MJL12866: yup
MJL12866: i think seeing two men will be cool
EvilBacteria: yeah. Goodnight
(So we went from a semi-fictional undergarment to questioning her boyfriend's sexuality. Either she's stupider than I thought, or I'm not the only one who likes to play pranks.)