This is another good one, though perhaps not quite as inspired as some of my others. Basically it's a one-joke prank, because obviously I didn't do hell of a lot of preparation. But hey, birds are funny. To her credit, Lilcountry0729 was nice and helpful, but I'm not so sure she's cut out for veterenary school. Again, whenever you see green text, that's what I've added in for one reason or another.

EvilBacteria: do you know anything about birds?
Lilcountry0729: what kind of birds?
EvilBacteria: its some kind of parakeet i think
Lilcountry0729: what is wrong with it?
EvilBacteria: well its making all sorts of weird sounds and its flapping all over the damn place
Lilcountry0729: ok???
EvilBacteria: yeah i dont know whats wrong with it. i just let it out of its cage and it went berserk
EvilBacteria: it keeps skreiking and dropping this blue shit everywhere
Lilcountry0729: blue shit is probably SHIT
EvilBacteria: but isnt bird shit usually white?
Lilcountry0729: yes and no, the solid waste is either blue or black. What have you been feeding it, how long have you had it?
EvilBacteria: its my friends, i hope nothings wrong with it
EvilBacteria: i gave it this stuff he said to give it i dont know whats wrong
Lilcountry0729: What is the "stuff" for?
EvilBacteria: its like medicine or something hes got an infection i think
Lilcountry0729: Ok, are you just bird sitting?
EvilBacteria: yeah
Lilcountry0729: It should be fine
EvilBacteria: i hope so cuz my friend would be really pissed off at me if it died when he came back you know?
Lilcountry0729: well if it is spazing out it is probably cause it is unfamiliar with it's surroundings. Do you have any other pets?
EvilBacteria: no im at his house
Lilcountry0729: This will sound weird, but does the bird know you? LOL!
EvilBacteria: heh heh yeah ive met him before
Lilcountry0729: Well it should be Ok, so long as you can catch it and it eats properly, AND you continue to give it the PROPER dosage of "stuff" If it still is having problems call a real vet, not just a student! :-)
EvilBacteria: ok i just wanted to make sure its ok. its really driving me crazy and making a lot of mess
Lilcountry0729: Try to get it back in the cage, not so messy there:-)
EvilBacteria: if a parrot has an infection and you give it too much anti-virus stuff what happens to it do you know?
Lilcountry0729: It may kill off more than just the bad bacteria, and cause it to die or get another infection, depending on the anti-virus stuff. Do you know what it is called?
EvilBacteria: its some weird latin word
Lilcountry0729: ok can ou type it out or what it sounds like
EvilBacteria: i dont know but the medicine is called like monocycline or something like that
(Actually, I believe monocycline is what I used to take for acne. I somehow doubt a parakeet would need this.)
Lilcountry0729: Amoxycillin?
EvilBacteria: no it starts with a M
Lilcountry0729: Ok, It should be Ok, just watch your doses, with Anti-biotics you have to seriously OD on them. If anything he will just become immune to it and the doc will give a new perscript.
Lilcountry0729: No biggie!
EvilBacteria: ok thanks, thats good
EvilBacteria: now i just have to get him in his damn cage lol
Lilcountry0729: Don't chase him, try using a pillow case, OR just talk to him like you would a lover! LOL!!!
EvilBacteria: like hitting him with a pillow? that would probably stun him right?
Lilcountry0729: If you can isolate him in one room it will be much easier, but I am sure you know this already
Lilcountry0729: NO NO NO!!!!!
Lilcountry0729: you hit the bird it could kill it!
EvilBacteria: oh my my buddy would be pissed
Lilcountry0729: yeah, Just get as close as you can and try to slip the pillow case over the bird and trap it in there. OR use it like a butterfly net.
EvilBacteria: ohhh,ok thats probably a better idea :-)
Lilcountry0729: YEAH. :-)