Title: Fox Mulder comes to Hogwarts
Author: Black Cat
Rating: R
Characters: Harry Potter Books and X-files
Disclaimer. I didn't create Harry Potter J. K. Rowling
did. I don't own the X-Files either. No money is
made in the writing or distribution of this story. It
is written strictly for entertainment purposes. All
content and original characters are the intellectual
copyright of the author. 
Category: Harry Potter and X-files.
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Warnings: There's a spanking in it. Many. This is a
cross-over between Harry Potter and the X-files. This
also puts some assumptions in: 1) Skinner is a wizard.
He is around the same age as Snape; 2) Fox was also
supposed to be a wizard but the Consortium refused to
allow him to go; 3) I do not know what season of
X-files this is. It is pre-Scully's abduction though;
4) Before this time Skinner has paddled Fox before
this.

	A. D Skinner finishes up chewing out Special Agents
Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. "Go down and re-write this
report." Skinner says sternly. Mulder gulps and nods.
As Scully walks out Skinner stops Mulder. "My
apartment 7 PM. I think you know EXACTLY what's going
to happen. Get going." Skinner says sternly.  Fox nods
his head miserably. "Yessir." Skinner gives him a
quick hug and sends him off.
	
	When Skinner arrives home he finds a barn owl in his
living room. He walks over to retrieve the letter. He
isn't surprised to see it is a letter from Dumbledore.
Skinner had seen the news report about the flying car.
  Skinner unrolls it and sighs. He grabs his phone and
dials Fox's cell phone. When Fox picks up Skinner
immediately starts giving orders. "Fox I just received
word I need to travel to London to Scotland Yard. Go
home, stay there for the weekend. Consider yourself
grounded."

	Fox starts arguing and then shuts up at Skinner's
next comment. "If you leave or follow me I'll make
that spanking a strapping. Do I make myself clear?"
Fox gulps and answers. "Yessir, understood. I'll stay
where you told me." Meanwhile he goes home and packs a
bag. He plans on following Skinner. He knows Skinner
generally flies coach. He would get on the same plane
in First Class. By the time Skinner knew it they'd be
in England. Oh he'd be dead and never leave the
apartment for a month or so. But he knew his boss
would need backup somehow.

	Fox follows Skinner to the gate just as final
boarding call is called. It's a long and tiring flight
but when he arrives he waits for Skinner to come up
and find him.  He doesn't have to wait long as a VERY 
perturbed Skinner comes up and looks down at him with
a mixture of anger, disappointment, and exasperation.
Skinner sighs and helps him up. "I'm sort of glad you 
came Fox. I wanted it to look like you followed me
instead of me bringing you." Fox looks at him
strangely and nods. "That doesn't mean I'm not going
to bust your butt once we get to the ministry though."
Fox gulps and nods. "Yessir I know that."

	The two of them disembark together and are greeted by
Arthur Weasley. "Walter it's good to see you."  Arthur
hugs him warmly. Walter returns it and then turns to
Fox. "Arthur I would like you to meet Fox Mulder."
Arthur's mouth drops open. "Riddles people in the USA
let him come?" Arthur whispers surprised.  Walter
grins and looks at Fox pulling him under his arm.
"Well I set it up so Fox would follow me. He's in
trouble for it of course. But we need to get to the
ministry and then to Hogwarts as soon as possible."
With that the three men get the bags and head to the 
ministry.

	On the way Skinner looks over at Fox and sighs. Fox
hadn't said much knowing he was in deep trouble and
not wanting to incur anymore punishment that he
already faced. "Fox I'm going to explain some things
to you. I want you to listen and save your questions."
Fox looked up at him scared but nods.  Walter reaches
out and pulls Fox close into a hug.  "Fox what if I
told you that the consortium wasn't trying to hide
aliens but something else?" Fox's mouth dropped open
in surprise. "What do you mean?" Walter pulls out his
wand and waves it. "Wingardium Leviosa." Causing a
pillow to float through the air. Fox can't help but
watch wide-eyed. "H-how did you do that?" Skinner
smiles and put his wands down. "Do you believe in
magic Fox? Did you ever see something that didn't make
sense? Ever wonder how I was suddenly there when I
wasn't there a second ago?" Fox nods and looks at him.
"So it's not aliens it's wizards and stuff like that?
You're one of them aren't you?"  Skinner nods and
chants a spell and suddenly he is wearing robes.

	"WOW!" Fox exclaims reaching for Skinner's wand
sitting there. "FOX NO!" Skinner yells as Fox chants
"Wingardium Leviosa." To both men's surprise it works.
Skinner sighs and looks at Fox sternly. "Fox William I
realize you didn't know you're a wizard but
do NOT fool around with my wand." Fox squirms and
looks at him. "What do you mean I'm a wizard?" 
Skinner reaches out and turns his face towards him.  
"You were accepted into Hogwarts but those in the
consortium as you know them didn't want you to go. I
will explain further when we arrive. I think I will
need to take you to get a wand and some robes while
were in Diagon Alley. But you WILL behave."

	Fox gulps and nods. "Yessir. I will do my best." 
Skinner smiles at him affectionately. A few seconds
later they arrive. Arthur gets out and opens the door.
"Walter he's going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Maybe we should go to Diagon Alley first?" 
Walter looks at what Fox was wearing. IF he had been
wearing a suit it might not have been as bad. "I
agree. I guess I'll get him a wand also. Dumbledore
will want to test him." Fox looks at Walter and they
walk into the leaky cauldron and out the back door.  
Before Walter hits the code he turns to Fox. "Now I
know this will be a shocking experience for you. But I
want you to watch and listen. You are to address 
me as Walter or Skinner from this point on. Do you
understand?" Fox nods his head as Walter hits the
combo and the wall opens.

	Fox gasps and follows Walter into Diagon Alley. 
Walter immediately goes to Ollivander's wand shop.
Ollivander walks out and smiles. "Walter Skinner. 
Long time no see. And who is this?" Walter takes a
deep breathe. "Ollivander this is Fox Mulder." 
Ollivander blinks once or twice. "You got him here?  
I'm surprised Smokey let him out." Walter grimaces as
Fox stiffens. "You mean the cigarette smoking man. 
Why would he affect me?" Walter sighs and puts a hand
on his shoulder. "I will explain it later Fox. Right
now we need to get him a wand." Ollivander helps him
go through the wands and finds one that matches Fox. 
"Ollivander I will stop by and see you before we
return to the USA." Ollivander nods and the two men
leave.

	They head to Madame Malkin's to purchase robes.
"Allright Fox what color would you like?" Fox walks
around checking out different colors. He stops at a
set of green ones. "I think I'll get these. If that's
alright. But Walter I don't have much money on me."
Walter smiles and pulls out a money pouch with cold
coins in it. "Here you go Madame Malkin. Have a good
day." With that Walter helps Fox into his robes. "Okay
there is a pocket under your left arm for your wand."
Fox nods and places it in there. 

	Next stop is the bookstore. Walter knows Fox needs to
learn spells, so he buys a book titled. 
"Teaching Magic to Those Who Didn't Go to School for
It." Fox raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment. Once
they have finished, they head back to the ministry. 
When they arrive Fox looks around with a mix of awe
and wonder. When they enter an office a man around
Walter's age stands up and hugs Walter. "Hello Fudge
how are you?" Fudge smiles and looks at Fox. "This
must be Fox? Hello. I went to school with your father
and Walter." Fox looks at him strangely. Walter clears
his throat. "We have not discussed that situation yet
Fudge. I will tell him once we arrive at Hogwarts." 
Fudge nods and walks to the fireplace. "Alright Fox I
want you to take some of this powder. Stand in the
fireplace and say Hogwarts, Dumbledore's office." Fox
repeats it and Fudge goes first. Fox follows and finds
himself in an office looking at a man that reminds him
of Merlin.

TBC.


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