And if you come across the page with the Golden Star, be sure to claim your £1Million prize. 

My heart goes out to all of Christendom on the sad death of it's Holy Father Pope John Paul II. May he meet his maker in Heaven.

But the 'Superman' story should replace the story of 'Jesus Christ'.

Superman's powers are more appropriate and befitting, a son of God, than Jesus' powers of walking on water, turning water into wine and feeding the five thousand.

Superman can fly, has superhuman strength and can move faster than a speeding bullet.

There is going to be a Second Coming and it's going to happen in the Summer of 2006.

So brace yourselves, he's coming. He's been where his father came from and has found the answers he was looking for. He's returning to us as he did when he first came. Landing to Earth like a falling star, straight into the Kent's back garden.