| TOM DELONGE QUOTES |
"Its cold, its raining�and this is the most boringist place on earth" "Girls can either make you feel super happy or totally worthless, I think they like rule the world or something." "The baby's not gonna look like me, she's gonna look ugly, like my wife..." "You only know us for this one song, but we've been here six years long... ah who cares everyone's getting laid tonight!" "We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they make sense. And if we don't, it doesn't matter, were artists." "You all laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at all you because you are all the same" - Tom "Some people think we're idiots or perverts. Don't argue people, we are both." "The hardest part was teaching Mark to sing like a man. He wanted everything to sound like a Barbara Streisand song." "I hope this song touches you like your father does." "I'm a ninja of the masturbatory arts" "Hey, I say, fuck the hating tom thing, that's what I say" "Hey..how old are you? 15? OH MY GOD!!! Put those things away." "We write songs about love, life friendship, food.....your mom." "I can't live without Mexican food" "Do I look feminine when I stand like this?" "Fuck me, I'm losing respect for myself as an artist.....and as a lover." "Humor has become so clich� and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable." "I wet myself at night when I'm asleep, just like everybody.....I spy on my dad when he's taking a shower just like everybody else in this world.....we're not just a joke band "We don't want to act like adults. Anybody who can stay in a state of adolescence will be much better off later on. Look at people who are working nine-to-five jobs out of college, and look at professional skateboarders or guys in punk bands. See who's having more fun." "Our take on punk is really just fun: it's fun to offend people and do what we want to. But it isn't that offensive. We make music for ourselves and everybody else who gets it. It's a lifestyle scene. If you don't get it you don't have to listen." "I study that stuff, man, UFOs ... I'll tell you that I think in the next year the US government is going to come out and admit that aliens have visited Earth. The reason I think that is that I listen to this radio show at home which deals with all this stuff." After asked about getting spit on in concert he told someone - "Usually I'm too drunk to really care about it. Sometimes I'll look at my shirt and see a bunch of loogies and get all grossed out, but it's all in the name of fun." "And as for signing to a bigger label .... well I'd like to make a lot of money and fuck credibility. If I did it doesn't make me any different. Just richer." "I think we need to [rehearse] more often. At least that's what people have been telling us for ten years." "It's so obvious that I have the most masculine attributes. If femininity were a sport, [Mark and Travis] would have a gold medal." "If a person has brains, they probably don't listen to our music. If a person has any pride or any kind of family values, chances are they probably don't listen to us." "I'm not gay, alot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay." "I'm picturing you all naked. Now I'm picturing you all in wheel chairs. Ok, sorry that was fucked up." |
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