No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your man thinks so.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because...well...yeah hate me because I'm beautiful.
Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
Last night I look up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kindof kiss is a kiss tasted.
Loving you is like breathing...how can I stop.
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into light, all because you kissed me good night.
Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
I lost my teddy bear...can I sleep with you?
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I couuld be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs.
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
Everyones entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privildege.
Never frown because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
You know what? You need to call 1-800-get-a-life and stop revolving around mine!
If I kiss him will he stop talking?
It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow
Does the noise inside my head bother you?
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.
You! Off my planet.
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself.
My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me if you want.
You changed my world with just one smile, you took my heart with just one kiss.
Beauty is skin deep, but attitude is to the bone.
Some kiss behind the garden gate because love is blind, but neighbors ain't.
An answer to that nagging question..........I let the dogs out!
We are the poeple your parents warned you about!
Nobody's perfect therefore I must be a nobody.