Sorry no fortune today, Enjoy your cookie.
They may crush your cookie but you always have your fortune.
You are hungry for Fortune East Chinese Food! Call 555-2112 to appease stomach.
Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
You will be healthier if you eat more chinese food.
That wasn't chicken...
You love Chinese food.
AAAH! You broke my fortune cookie!
Remember Fluffy?
"Ignore previous cookie"
Next time read the fortune befo...[bitten off]
May the dragon of life only roast your hot-dogs and never burn your buns!
Be yourself. Who else knows how?
May you understand this more than I do
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
You are getting sleepy, You are in a daze: Remember to pay a 50% tip.
~For commic effect, add the words, 'in bed' to the end of any fortune cookie, to find out the REAL meaning.~