Born on the same day as me, Mike's main function in life seems to be buying things to sell them. I don't know any other 20 yr old who has owned property and sold it. He also like to damage people cars whilst "fixing" them.
I heard a disturbing rumour recently that Mike wants to buy some kind of Transit bus.... Oh dear. I smell barse!
5. Founder member of the world reknowned Barse Cowboy Mechanic Firm
4. Bought a flat.
3. Sold a flat.
2. Played the chord of D in Mr. Smith's.
1. Pioneered the technique of "Minger Pulling" in the Palace.
It should also be noted that Mike's cousin is ACTUALLY Jesus. Got any pics of mike? (Preferrably that one when he's passed out outside Stu's ma's house) Send them here